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Show Tom Sims Says. America's Christmas Savings clubs saved $180,000,000. Christmas cards, j however, are going to save more Jack Dempsey says he will fight any man in the world on short notice. We often feel that way ourselves. Fuel hint. You can save coal by j going visiting. Easiest thing on earth, next to making mak-ing a girl think she resembles a movie star, Is rolling off a log. If you can make your socks hold out a few more miles you will get some new ones for Christmas. Home helps Having company drop in is an easy matter. All you have to do is need a shave. One Atlantic steamer In a fog had to blow her whistle 3000 miles and with nothing to wet her whl6tle. What are you going to give your husband for Christmas 9 Let us suggest sug-gest a nice dozen alarm clocks. The famous singer saying she can hardly keep the wolf away from her door should sing a little louder. America's chief winter sport is eating. Women powder their noses in public so why can't men shave on the street care as they ride to work? What are you going to give your girl for Christmas? Let us suggest a five-gallon , can of rouge What makes a chicken mad like be- ing killed because turkey is high? Babe Ruth, former baseball player, says be likes farming We don't know what Babe Is trying to grow unless it is famous. Several of our latest books were not late enough Have you heard about the Scotchman Scotch-man hunting a reasonable postofflce? Mrs. Santa Claus has an awful time. Her husband hangs around the house all the time except Christmas. Reader wishes to know if efforts to buy cheap apples are fruitless. Yes. Our idea of a good time is sitting around wondering how tired we would get if we were not too laxy. i Christmas story: "Mamma, how do you spell railroad train?" oo |