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Show YOl SAID IT. DOUG. BY BL1KTON BKAl.kY. (If you want to keep fit and happy, base Old Man Dignity off of the lot. j Douglas Fairbanks in XEA Interview.) Inter-view.) Doug, you said something: You put It right snapplly. Wo are too solemn, too proper and prim; Romping and clowning and skylark-! ing happily I Builds up the muscles and adds to tho vim. I Health is a boon of tremendous b- nlgnlty; How can wo find it? You've told us. I wot, 1 i 'base i 1 1,1 Man nlgnlty Off of the lot!" Nix on conventions of heavv solemnity. solemn-ity. Give a glad whocp and bo Just llko a boy; Thus you'll avoid paying doctors in-' demnlty. Thus you 11 bo brimming with vigor and joy. , Gossips may Jeer you with acrid malignity. ma-lignity. But If you're healthy you wou'l care a jot: "Chase Old Man Dignity Off of the lot'" Owl-like old fogies wtlJ blanch at your levity. Give 'em tho laugh as you shin up n tree. Keep your heart young and you'll . boost you. longevity, You will keep fir as a mortal caa bir Bo like a kid full of horseplay delectable. delec-table. Frolic about with a zest debonair; 'Tisn't respectable'.' W baddy we eare" , (Copyright, 19-2, NBA Service) |