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Show ' . , 1 j $R TOM SIMS i4f SAYS ! . , Police found a missing Buffelo hoy asleep under the Rink. lie may have ij been playing plumber j Thero Is no excuse for a coal deal-ler's deal-ler's datiRhter staying single. Ballplayers may form a union But ! they Btrlke without one. The inventor of the Marcel wave is 70 and still at large. Barbers say -men will pull their eyebrows. eye-brows. Males might. Men won't. Among the things that 6cldoni happen hap-pen is having a ln.st winter's suit that Is In style again. New York detective brags about the crooks he hns caught Look at the J crowd he had to pick from j They have arrested a Texas telephone tele-phone girl because the two husband? she had were her own. Winter always makes several detours de-tours before It finally arrives. "Loose Nut Wrecks Car" headline. Sounds as If he was driving. Th" drawback to cancelling Europe's Eu-rope's debtB is we hav spent It. I i Health hint Very few good lookers ' are good cookers. I . It seems that some Asia Minor rrou-blo rrou-blo was averted by France's hendwork land Greece's footwork. What's in a naroo? Three bandits ( killed at Eureka Springs, Ark., were from Orooktown, Okla Japs have a paper that can be I washed like cloth. It. should be fine ' to write letters on When you reach a rail crossing re I member the power of the express. j Edison says the time Is coming ( when very few people will work. It I Is here now, Thomas. ! We beard a football quarterback telephoning and he scared central calling the signals. Two boats ran together about three I rallr-B off tho Florida coast. Now (wasn't that the limit" I Only men who uced to carry golf j bags were umbrella menders j Talk about short measure, there's many a quart foot In a pint shoe Ono tells us her new car is a FOB. |