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Show Tomn fe ! Sims 1 f 1 Says Tbcy ure selecting the 12 greatest great-est women In America Any June groom knows one "Morocco has no nowspapers" news Jtc-in But look at the books that cro bound In Morocco. Work never hurts a man unless ho j kcop away from It. Tho stono age man had his wife at hl feet. The modern man has bin vtlfe at his heels. A flapper can!t kles the stamp on a letter without canceling It. A groom H suing because an old shoe was thrown ut him. In the shoe was th old man's foot. Out of 21 Americans presented at Bipurt tn England not one forgot and sarfl, 'Mornln'. Judge." In Scotland. L'OOu barrels of whisky whis-ky bumo-l. Prohibition prevents such horrors her. Fish usually stay In water ovor tholr heads Po do human fish. Maybo If the gardofior pantert woods, vegetables would i-omc up I tld citwi1 them out. Ver few are satisfied with their lot unlfps It Is a lot of lvick. New Russian ambassador Is named ' Ughet The "h" Is silent. Pome people's Idea of clean movies is having the girl In bathlnq A loafer usually wh)ioh h was do-ing do-ing It somewhere olse. Two Jersey City glrlx walking Horn: from California should have ;;ottcn out of the auto sooner China Is the land of flower, but they are not saying It with them. Those are the good old days we! will Wish for In a few years. The wny of the exnressor Is h.ircl A house without fly screens doesn't need an alarm clocK. Omaha boxer gets a divorce because be-cause his wife beat him. She must be one of theeo clubwomen. Hometimes we think tho crim of. society stays on Ice. The man who can't see the better I times ought to go to an optimist. New tariff places a ta.x on cash I reglnters, but Is undecided about other musical Instruments Congress says of tho bona-:, "Even- I tually why now''" Every now and then, a man Iosm his best friend by marrying her. J Wish wo could train moths to at ' the Salsie holes every year. People who build autoa don't read the speed laws. This may be a crue world, but not a coaled world. A swelled head Is easily broken Pasto this In your hut. Somo men lie to tholr wives other think thoy do. A bathing beach mosquito would starvo to death In town. Ex-Senator Sole is 100 years old, He can remember when the bonus bill was first Introduced, There is always room at the top for a big strawberry No matter how much time a Judgtj gives, he always has none left. m "1 . r |