Ogden Standard-Examiner | 1922-07-03 | Page 5 | Perfectly Logical

PERFECTLY LOGICAL. By Bcrton liralcy. H T was sitting; at ease in an ice box, hich was floating along in the air, When the bottom dropped out of a dice box, And out fell a black polar bear. Then he changed all at once to a Hj Who was serving me dynamite atei With the aid of a pink alligator, Whose eyes were a beautiful blue, I Next I found myself climbing a stair Which seemed to lead nowhere at H Till I stood on the links in the fair- pH And played with a cast-Iron ball. ' I hit it it broke into pieces, H And out of it ambled a cat. : Who claimed she was one of my And wore a tin plate for a haL E I T doubted her claim and protested. And chased her up seventeen floors, She thereupon had me arrested H Fob wearing pajamas outdoors; H And though some details might be hazy, I It all eoomed a logical scheme; ' Sav Un't it funny, the crazy, Ridiculous stuff you will dream? H 'Copyright, 1922 NEA Service.)