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Show That, there must have been a great! commotion at the "Pen" this week. That we were expected to find permanent, per-manent, winter quarters on the hill, but failed to respond. ' . ' That the more we think about it, the funnier it gets..!.-. - . That we are eo busy trying to improve im-prove our paper, that we rarely get an opportunity' to even glance at a . Salt Lake paper. . " That Freeman Culch is still Freeman '! Culch. ''-. - That when you pass a fellow on the I . street, and your hand automatically goes to . youry pocket, there is a chance that there is an automatic CONCEALED. '.. - :-"'.. :-"'.. , j. " , '. That once upon a time we saw a fellow fel-low pass another, and he" put his hand in his pocket, j ' - i," v f m 1 ,y , That the whistling has ceased arid we are figuring on buying "a phono , graph. ' -J; , .':' y-,; ": '"' ;' ' ": ' ' That the prices we are charging fof printing are the prices of LEGITIMATE LEGIT-IMATE printers! ; ..' ? ChatTiU w -ask m tciure for' gov . printing is a fair, margin of profit, but we are unable to do business in this department at a loss,, even '. if we did need the ready cash..-, ' That there is a difference in goor printing and just printing.. '; That a baby's crying need usually is ' milk. ;, - ' ; -y '-.'.,,, " - ' - "J . '". ' y " That In -crossing a street, he who hesitates, hes-itates, wins..: ' , '4 !. That many a meeting has opened with a prayer nd, ended. with a fightv That these saxophone players make us wish we had, pO ears for music. That the two most famous streets in the United States arc Main and Wall, " '. '' '. '.. ."; ,(:- That some auto - drivers . ought . to k have that three-mile-limit applied to ' them."- ' ' vy , - .". That after you have learned, to be a cheerful giver, try to. .be a wise taker. That we think they call 'em clubs bc- cause they usually wield a big stick in civic affairs, . , , y That it's ' mighty lucky for some of us that they only call for the first verse of "America." ; That we may prove the pudding by ' the eating, but that's no sign the digestion will be O. K. ' - That we know a fellow who wanted his money back, for his South ' American trip because he didn't get a chance to see the equator. That the difference between" a clerk . and a salesman is the same a the . difference between a job and a po-' po-' sition, . ' .. , . ., i That we heaved a sigh of relief when those around-the-world aviators ; reached stations we could - pronounce. pro-nounce. ' . ' - That one of the biggest problems facing the American people is to devise new names for breakfast food. That they say the way to reduce is to roll.- We reduced our bank roll once by rolling some little square hones with black spots on tlU-m. |