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Show llej'dlock: 1 "It's a Joke:" soys Burns. l ".lokc oi us," say Steelier and (2ad: dock. Farmer Burns hasn't fooled with the! Strargler lately. Hoppe thinks far.s have E(oremain's masses shot all balled up. I Some think the Belgian's ihasse - ' is going to i'e a joke on Wonderful. Willie. ' Willard s first t ) " Is he weighs 2.".0 His second suess raised It five.' i i ) "Texas leaguers" wreck manj b II panics. Texas leaguers make mail) ball clubs. Oregon offers Gil Iobie $8500 to coach 'em. t! already has h:s feeli w-et at Cornell. ! Golf bugs prepare to do welfare 'work among caddies. Bell hop ath-l jletes need sumo. Look at Urban LUke! He's crack catcher, slick hi.sket -.diooter., All-Aincrka All-Aincrka end and hockey star. 'Just plmme tnr.e," says Joey Lynch, "Since I have won renown I want u bnt around n bit Before 1 risk my crown " As long e.s England makes the heavyweight title a colonial possession Joe Beckett will hold It silting down Ietroit insists tlat Michigan Isn't ihe dumping ground for s fight that New York, London and Fails wouldn't stand for. If Coach Bill Itoprr geis any break at ail next se;isoi:. Walter Camp won t have to go any further than Prince-Con Prince-Con to .pick his Ail-American. I lank GOWdy and Dck Rudolph are the only remnants of the 191.4 Miracle Braves. They're staled for re-routing to other clubs. Julontrcal is getting more publicity nu", Of fleslrthg to give the homeless fight waif a place to sleep man a want ad in a street car. Dempsey his gained fjve pounds. Nothing seems to worry this fellow in the line; or out. He's built that a way |