Show t fried froth I I on his first fire t lay the baby how to live long never be short abort 61 I A A j on foot trimming a coin r to save a dollar is th ili easiest thing in the world dont it the man who scissors oil coupons ii the genuine avenue nue culler 11 the creme de do la in crem of biely society sours on mat daiy y alarming ni iring people the easiest way to put up a tolo is tj t j send it to the pawn k brokers diamonds are now 14 common at last editors find it paste to bo be stylish all bismarck is said to look like ad a dol 01 ir artre store when ho he geta all hii decorations on josh billings asye next to a clear conscience tor for solid comfort rt comes an old shoe the man wan who pretends to hale hate a pun is the fellow who coullet coul coull int nt perpetrate one to rare fave his neck neek A aa fond father fays says he lie sweetens lis bis corrective discipline by whipping bis his bay with sugar cane although sankey sinkey has fien aften been moody it is quite cert certain in that moody can never be sankey if you want to find out eilieth whether er a woman la Is a true lady or not just tep step on the train of her b best ft dress A new jersey man has patented a stove that explodes at 10 at night lie ile bee four daughters it seems that the officers of the Jea jeaanette Arette were not on friendly terme even after the ici waa was bro en on the bill of faro fare in a restaurant of bio rio janeiro is a dih dish called aris tu 11 it is intended for irish stew the art that conceals concen ls arts as the thief remarked as ho he clilan sli ian ex ext pensive oil painting under his coat cost an uptown man is teaching his only I eon on to IS play the violin because he be believes theres music in the heir abort A soft answer may turn anay avray an ay wrath but itis far safer to trust to the let legs in in caie cai the other party is real ma mad the popular science monthly asks what are crowds crowd the science ol 01 love says the third party is a large crowd ihira to tell tho the tj uth yes yea 11 interrupted an acquaintance and you are probably the worst shot in america general sherman in his late report says the are overworked this is true lawn tennis is very fatiguing how gayly man a man skips along home swinging a brace race of or partridges who be induced to carry a salt codfish how can I ex expand and my chest stingy yr fellow of a physician by carrying a larger heart I ia I it t it was the lie reply botanist asks III I the cereus the most fragrant plant that growa grows we are not positive but we wei think the latin name is onion herbert spencer bays says the ameris cana cans dont know bow how to grumble he ile evidently never joined a big con greg greguson gre gUion aLtion goire home after a long sermon and now the young lady makes a shaving case for her young admirer who to cave save his lire radeo raise mustache enough to destroy a plato plate of butter the politician who hai has succeeded in getting gettin an office is as happy as a mouse wiio who has made a homo home for himself in a large cheese and for the same reason A philadelphia bride faund seventeen full sets of dishes among her wedding presents her far bee ing friends evident evidently y knew she was going to keep a girl out wet west when a modest maiden pop pops the question he she writes a letter to the object of her adoration saying rhease rj please ease sir air may I build your fires this winter the mode of express g ion tion isery fashionable just cowand you must not speak ot of a person as lazy you must simply insinuate that he be is constitutionally inert i they tell a story ofa of a certain judge who wondered why in thunder they wanted to give humboldt a statue in central park parl lie ile never lid aid nothing but invent 11 some folks dont know bow how to be liappa p py they cant ice tee the difference e lne a between having a I spoonful arul of vinegar in the molas molash kes of or afe life and a spoonful of mola molasses sees in the vinegar of life women are tuch such queer creatures that no man can understand them indeed it has been generally conceded that the only wity to find a broman woman out is to call when she is not in |