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Show i t Little Benny 4 Me and Puds Slmkins was wawkingj along wondering If anything would happlh, and something did, being B little short man with a big bag full of little packldges coming up to us and sayir.g, Boys, do you wunt to have some fun? Help me give out ther.e sample packldges of Corn Droplets. All you haff to do Is ring the. hell and hand a pasckidge to whoever opens the door and say. Accept this with the compliments of the Corn Droplets company com-pany And he gave us each a hole armful of packldges. Puds saying. Well wat do we get for doing It. mister'' I You "get the satisfaction of doing a ' good deed, wat more do you wunt'.' Bed the man Me i;nd Puds not saving, and wc started to give out the packldges. mc ringing one bell and Puds ringing the one rite next door, ard some lady j opened the door and I handed her a packldge, saying. Accept this with the compliments of the Corn Droplets com- . pinny This dinlcy tiling? sed the lady. And !she slammed tho door and Jest then another lady opened the door next door ' and Puds std, Aciept this with tho ) compliments of the Corn Droplets Complnnv . And me on the 3rd floor dusting. well of all the Ignorant ugly looking J fat brats, sed the lady. Mcenlng Puds, land ph.- slammed her door even harder than mine slammed hers, Puds saying. : Holey smoaks, you mite think It was the Insults of the Corn Droplets complnnv com-plnnv Insted of the compliments. And we went up on the next 2 steps and rang the bells, my door opening I ferst and me -tav lng, Accept this With I the compliments of the Corn Droplets 'eompinny, and the lady ecd. Those jmlzerable things. I bawt a packldge once and the hole family neerly choak-;cd choak-;cd to deth trying not to waste them. I get down off of there, you snub noso 'peenut Meenlng me, and she slammed the door as if it was a habit in that block, and Puds sed, 1 alnt going to wait for mine, wat do you say we run like heck? Wrch we did. with the rest of the i packldges, me giving mine lo ma saying, say-ing, Accept all these with the compliments compli-ments of the Corn Droplets complnnv. And me and pop tried them for brek-flst brek-flst thl morning, Jest trying them for about one spoonful and wishing we hadnl even tried them that much. - OO |