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Show The Pari, Ave. News. Spoarts A artists contest took place outside of Benny Pottses house last Satldday aftirnoon, all the fellows drawing each others pieklures on the street wilh wile chav k to see if eny body could guess who they was sip posed to be, Persey Weever drawing a fearse looking face and saying it was sipposcd lo be Reddy Merfy, wlch Red d Merfy got mad and sed he would either hafl lo ipolozige or fite, wich Persey Weever neerly had to do both Slaaleyi Mr Charles (Puds) Sim ,klns can play ', short peece.s on the : piano now being hard to tell wich is I the best on account of them all sound-! sound-! ing so mutch alike, Pome by Skinny Martin. Wats In a Color? A wite egg and a brown egg laid side by side, Both perfeck without a crack. And 2 little (hiekins wnwked out of them And both little chickens was black. Intristlng Fackd About Intristing People. Sam Cross can tern erround 65 times without getting dizzy, but it makes his moth'-r and father nervlss to watch him, so In- dont get mutch chance to practice. (Awertlzement.) Do you want your arifmetlck homewerk, done for you by a term of expert-, ' One cent a lxam-ple, lxam-ple, no charge for rong ones. See Ed Wernick and Lew Davis. Lost and Found. Neither. |