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Show f ' For the Fefew Who Kicks for More Sugar vJ J Alexander W. Murray of Twin Falls, Idaho, sends the following to an Ogden Og-den waitress with tho instruction to "thunder this at the next yellow streak who kicks for more sugar:" THE SLACKER REBUKED. (By a Waitress.) How daur yo want mair sucker? "Ye blear e'ed, withered spectro" The stinging o' the trigger, Wad be guld enough for ye. Use the horn an' stocr weel Ye simpering spawn o' the Dc'il 'Twad bring the blush to ony chiel Tae ken the likes o"thee. You maun share wi' them 'yont the sea Whar ye hae no the heart to be Twa lumps is a' ye'U get frao me, You "Kindergarten" Bully. You're a chalky lookin' fellow Wi' a heart that's cringing yellow You'd groan a cowardly bellow, At a sound frae tho enemy. You hae a whlngin freakish noddle, An' no yet owre your waddle; 'Twad be but mawkish twaddlo, Ane wad hear frae sich as ye. Ye needna bo a blinkin,' I Your brains are surely shrinkin' l For ane minute to be a thinkln' I wad fash wi' sich as beas'. For I hae a braw laddie, Wi' a true heart undor his plaidio, Wha'll gie his all to U. S. Daddy To mak the worl' forever free. Consult Robert Burns' Glossary. Sept. IS, 191S. ALEX W. MURRAY. Twin Falls, Idaho. |