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Show A 8URPRISID PHYSICIAN. A dying patient recovers through the Interposition of s humble German. Chicago, Nov 15. Borne Teels ago Dr. G , a very reputable and vide!) known physician, living on C Street, a as call ed to attend a very complhated case of Rheumatism. Upon arriving at the house he found a man about forty years of age, lyirg in a prostrated and serious condition with his whole frame dangeiously affected with the painful dijea.se. lie prescribed for the patient, but the man continued to grow worse, and on Sunday, evening he was fourd to be In a very alarming condition The kwrs and elbow and largir jo tils prs Inflammoved. ed, and could not It was only with exti.-mdiflhulty that the l- could le t iri ed In bed. with of three or to ir persons The weight of the cloi i i,g was so painful that mtars ad to be alopud to keep It from tie pan nts bodv The uotlrr saw that his assistance would be of to avail, and lift house, the members of the famny following him to the door, weeping patient the aid D-- e Almost Inmndiauly the grief stricken ones were a klressed by an bumble German lie had heard of the despair of the family and now asked them to try his remedy, and accordingly brought forth a bottle of St. Jacobs Oil. The poor wife applied this remedy. The first application eased the patient very much , after a few hours they used It again, and, wonder of wonders, the pain vanished entirely! Every subsequent application Improved the patient, and In two days he was well and out. When the doctor called a few days after, he was indeed surprised. Each to His Own. I tell you. said the bachelor with the crusty way of thinking, I don t believe in this business of henpecked husbands. 1 think a married man So do 1, should exercise hts will. agreed the lady with an alimony, so long as he doesnt Interfere with the arrled woman exercising her wojL PUTNAM FADELESS DYES do not tain the bands or spot the kettle, except green and purple. Two Asses. A3 Paddy was going along the street one day he came across a chip potato Tan drawn by an ass He stood and looked at it for some time, when a passer by asked him what he was staring at "Oh, says Paddy, an' OLve seen muny a lazy ass In Oireland, but Oi've never 6een wan that needs a stamc engine to push it. Tit Bits. Years at suffering relieved In a night Itching piles yield at once to the curative properties of Doau'sOiqtdieut Never tails. At any drug store, 50 cents. - The Best Building Stone. Fossil coral, found In FIJI, Is the best - bail d ing atone, in. .the. world-,- .. !! le eoft when first cut. but hardens to after a the consistency of lew months weathering. fire-bric- k neglected thousands ot every year Dr Woods Norway Pine Byrup cures little colds cures big colds too, down to the very verge of "Little Colds Uvea sacrificed eonsumption. THE EDITOR IN ALMOST A MIRACLE. Mrs. M. luted, of Case No. 45,7t3 TROUBLE. Hie New Way of Making Cake Was 1107 Strand street, Galveston, Tex., who 4s proprietor of a boarding house Not Popular. at numbering among address, The editor of a monthly magazine boarders a dozen medical her A Years. Ing and did lend a helping Sind. Tba, , boarders could hardly await the eeitr-In- g wa event- - The jedding-suppe- r to be a roost sumpiuots culmination. By noon the house began to take on its decorrions. The boarders who came for tneir midday meal were loud in their praises of the excellent taste t And when evening manifested. came and they began to assemble In the parlor, there was-- a veritable. buzz ot talk about things in general Finally the guests had been ushered in, all but one. and that one would not witness the ceremoney. In an upper room she sat alone at an open window, with a handkerchief to her eyes, weeping. Bhe could hear the minis ters voice as he made them man and wife. Later, a hen she heard the hilarity below, she knew that It waa all over. But she still sat at the window. She saw the carriage drive up and halt at the stepping stone. She heard loud talking out on the sidewalk. "Shu zaw figures' 'seurryragbaek -and forth. Then she heard a chorus of shouts. A moment later the sound of rice thrown ..gainst the carriage, more shouting, and then the sharp bang to of the carnage door. Afterward the patter of horses feet, and the sound oi wheels on the cobbltr stones. Then more shouting. Within the vehicle sat two Very happy beings. The ride to the station was short, and when they entered their train Mr. Barnston was surprised to see. seated at the other end of th car, a former chtm of hla. Barnston and his bride had hardly got comfortably seated when hla friend left hla seat to go to the smoker. As he came abreast of the newly wedded couple he recognised Barnston and halted: "Jove, but I am glad to nee yon." Barnston Laid, raising and taking his friend by the habd, Mr. Horton, nllow me to Introduce you to my wife, formerly Mrs. Winifred Hyssop, of th AV gonquln." ' THE OLD KERB GATHERER. it-th- stu-uent- recently started a cookery page" 1 caught cold durirg the says few days ago an athletic looking woflood of lJOO, and It setbepumber, She man craved audience with him in tled my Despite tb fact kidneys was seen to be carefully concealing that 1 tried ail kinds of mediciuei and Are you under her apron. something was under the care of pay stctana.The the man she asked, "who published asi.rnniiLl.ing twinges gad dull aching He that new wav of making cake of uiy back refused admlt'ed that be was "You bald, 'MU across the brnall with the kidney to Double and leave, washing soda with the flour, and stir secretions b From gaii to set in. In a little bian and sweet oil to give to stam then, ordmaiy Anglo Saxon faila It consistent y Ye yes, ufferta e and unnuyALw mered the editor "And you said, 'Add 1 hi leaitd pain through endured syrup and a gill of vinegar, and two loss of ounces of gum arable when the cake mv body lo s of appetite, c oils loss of energy, q ship, is half laked' The gum arable, you of complete told us was to give the cake a rich ap and tiialy, indication on compelled me, trom sheer dissolut on top you aie ptarante ' editor agony and pain, to cilber lie on the said the trembbng right me Into in Hour and s ream, or foiced. . the And Web take then' at, UiJ' BUS On ucoaskins udi i a rum witn digr.aiit woman flouted band al d iu u phjuian, whose Weapon tl at felt like a club but which truutiiit relieved rue tetnpo-ran.told L.ut was a chunk of the piew wiakti and thinner and ( UhL1 so run down p! snail) that nothing was left but skin and bone. All my EXISTED ONLY IN FANCY. frit mis, acquaintances and neighbois knew about my tiitiial condition, and Hawthorne's House of the Seven was reported dead on one occasion Gables a Myth. and they came to see my corpse. At A cousin of the late Nathaniel Haw last the doctors attending me held a thorne, who lives id Salem, says there consultation aud agreed that if I did never was a House of the Seven not undergo an operation I could not Gabies in that town. He tells the live. Preparations were made, Boston Journal that "Hawthorne came room selected at the city hospital, and down to visit me snortly before his even went so far as to have the they death, and we rambled about the old carriage brought to the door to carry haunts of bis early days. I was par- me there. I dont know why, but ticular to ask him to point out. If he told me not to go, and I absomething could, the famous House of the Seven solutely refused. Now I want the Gables, because at that time the con- reader to grasp every word of the foltroversy exlsteo In some degree. A friend of ours, a Mr. Me- There never was any, was his lowing: that my kidney Gaund, knowing Immediate reply to me. I never had were the real cause of the entire any particular house In my mind when trouble, brought a box of Doan'a KidI wrote the story. It was just a fancy ney Pills to the house, and requested of my own. me to give them a trial. I had taken so much medicine that I waa more Dr. August Koenig's Hamburg than discouraged, and had little, if Breast Tea, writes Mr. F. Batsch, of In any preparation. HowHorieon, Wls., enabled me to get rid any, faith of an obstinate cough , we feel very ever, I reasoned if they did not do me good they could not possibly make me grateful to the discoverer of this worse, so I began the treatment. After the third dose, I felt something dart across me like a flash of lightning, Marble of the Parthenon. Some sculptured white marble waa and from that moment I began to imrecently found in Colne Park, Essex. prove. The pain in my back and kidThe authorities of the British Museum neys positively disappeared, the kidpronounce It to be a portion of the ney secretions became free and natcelebrated frieze of the Parthenon ural. At present I rest and sleep well, temple, Athens, erected in the year 444 my appetite is good, my weight bat 118 to 155 pounds, Increased from B. C. N and my flesh is firm and solid. My Deafness Cannot Bt Cared friends actually marvel at the change by local applications as they cannot reach the exdiseased portion ot the ear There is onlv one In my appearance. Words cannot way to cure deafness, and that Is by const!- - press my own feelings. 1 am not puttutlonal remedies. Deafness is caused by an Inflamed condition of the mucus lining of the ting it too strongly when I say I have Eustachian Tube. When this tube is inflamed been raised from t the dead. I am sathave a rumbling sound or Imperfect hear-n- g, isfied that had it not been for Doan'a and when it is entirely closed deafness is the result, and unless the inflammation can be Kidney Pills, taken when they were, taken out and this tube restored to its normal rondition, bearing will be destroyed forever; I would have been eitber lying in th nine rases out of ten are caused by catarrh, Lake View Cemetery, or an Invalid tor which is nothing but an inflamed condition of the balance of my life. I will be only surfaces. teWemucus will give One Hundred Dollars for an v case fpqjpleased to give minuter particuOf Deafness cstamrfiat earrnot be cured by Hall's by Catarrh Cura Send lor lars of my ease' to any one c ailing on free, Circulars, me, not, of course, out of Idle curiosF. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, a Sold by Druggists, 75c. ity, but if they really have kidney Ball's Family PUls are the best. complaint and want to know what coarse to pursuo to get relief. Plague of Caterpillars. A FREE TRIAL of this great kidSouthern Russia la beset with catermedicine which cured Mrs. Isted ney pillars. Swarma of the insects have will be mailed on application to any of the recently -- taken possessionof the United States. Address streets, buildings, walls, gardens and part Foster-MllburCo., Buffalo, N. Y. For farm lands in the neighborhood of sale all druggists, price 50 cents by Kief, and all over the provinces much box. destruction is being caused. Near Kief per the other day an express train took Union of Cemetery Employes. two hours to plough through the barSan Francisco cemetery employes ricade of caterpillars that blocked the have formed a union. line. V V V 8tiTjotn.tt1 mlnkld, old art! man mv? fair ah m, mho knows! Gilding giacidif af a wna A Doe knoms t hllrirt Thr time hililergrlof known' nhulone tsnn s?or im m In a Ms-lAh. me ho la In uumnur ahe roam o er tht hi t uf butty7 Alt, uhu i to iu a'l IIS'-gtllur-- Ini Cun iur h art it ft. ' Ah mho U-- 1 1 haTant darrnrjrFarfc Ah. she Mill mourn lu-a- , diit know s nt (jf flimirs in Biirg t omfoi i io h i SUott ami oi h Do lf dtpths ait. Miriid 1 h i w njf of mho rls- - Ah who kiu I know' mor-ptiiii- e 1 1 n -- at-las- Ah, me, mho knom! lirtdkli.K - - Clyde Fitch Back at Work. Clyde Fitch, the playright, has returned from a five months tour of Europe taken for the benefit of his health. He 1 not a strong man yet, but will resume his work and will bring out a new play about New i marry him under any cltcilnistances A cyclone seemed to strike Fanny ' 1 ard her famywork, for both went to pieces- - Fanny on her chair, and the by Albert j klink. on the floor at her feeL ) Co lanowuik Pub US, (Copyright, by Dally Storv The Aigcsqum was not so prelen Oh, Mis. Hyssop! she gasped. 1 know what I am talking about tious a hostelry as its name might lead In one to belters. It was a modest Fanny," the landlady went on. this case no one than myself could affair, placed well back from the street, ud presided over by a give such Intelligent advice." Mra. Hyssop talked on. It was a rather sparks example of the gentler sex, who lived simply and happily un- way she had. She went Into detalla, der the pungent name of Mrs. Wini- explained at almost marvelous length. fred Hyssop. This estimable lady had And poor Fanny listened. been a widow now for two years, durFinally the landlady halted. Fanny ing which time the Algonquin had been planted, had taken root, and branched Uto a cosy, comfortable boarding home. From its very inception the room were always taken, and the table alnys held Us limit of satisfied eaters. Mrs. Hyssop was a model landlady In more senses than one. She was sow sitting enthroned on the front venoda enthroned, because no other word fits so aptly when she A Mormon Family Reunion. chooses to adorn the front veranda. A Salt Lake City correspondent with I do heller hes taking up ends us a clipping from ,a Mormon both the glrb," was her soliloquy, the newspaper describing the family rehe being tie boarder who was the union of Grandfather Merrill. This first one doalclled under her humble prolific gentleman, an apostle of th And i wonder which will get roof. Mormon church, Is the father of forty her Oh. is him? My, bait exciting! living children, and hla living grandcornea Fannysow. children number 128. Nearly all of Fanny looted worried as she came these honored the occasion with their to a chair up up the steps. She drew presence. The newspaper correspondMrs. Hyssop tnd sat down. ent delicately suggests the harmonious the latter Are you ired, Fanny relations which subsist among the varasked. And did you meet with much ious wives of the patrtlarcb. "From success disthe many expressions ot love and essuccess depended upon Pennys and posing of gssdy faneywork made by "Mr. Horton, nllow me to Introduce teem it was evident the kindliest best of feeling exist in the hearts of you to my wife. her own nimble fingers, which, to Judge from her work, numbered more rose from her chair and gathered tip all members of the family. Many tears of Joy were shed when the different than the allotted supply of thumbs. her faneywork. knew narrated th experiences cf do to mothers Mrs. sliced. are what Hysaop you going Fanny "Well, the early day. Incidentally one well what this meant about It?" Mra. Hyssop asked. It-- Is hard, I know," she sympsc by this story of the atrsnga Im going to do my best to win Mr. fact, substantiated by aU observers, thlzed, to get along In this world. Barnston." As thal-'thMormon I hope you. are not angry with me? Especially wlt-- one is alone," she suffered the most from polygamy, and ended, casting a side glance at the Mrs. Hyssop asked. ieAit,"wa the gained the least advantage, are the Ob, no, nofln perturbeilFaeny I thank you very much for most fanatical and incurable adherMrt. Hjieop hoped this would tow reply. ents of this abominable doctrine. Fanny Into the matrimonial channel your advice." did direction In was this Mrs. Chicago Standard. a Two dayi later And prologue Hyssop sprout, for the girl sighed again, and again sitting upon the front veranda. A frail creature in white, with n last said: Illustrating th Point in her I woulf lose hope altogether If It year's sailor on and n music-rol- l You see," said the young man who wasn't fat for lap, sat beside her. Both were gating was explaining the mimic. war, "the Fanny 'i face went red. Then she absently across the street attack la carried on the tame aa in said In a tage whisper: "I dont see how I shall getthrough actual warfare, except that the mise For Mr. Barnston." the summer," the frail creature said. siles are only technical. Now, "Ah!" treathed Mr. Hyssop, very Almost all of my puplla have now that I am commanding n brigade . much as 8 she had had a drink of gone to the country to stay for the and I should be charged by a regiment summer. 1 must make a living some- of the enemy some refreshing beverage. You nut have noticed, resumed how." young, Technically?" asked You poor dear," solaced the feeling woman,. Fanny, flat he haa been attentive to me quite attentive. At 1 have no widow. "No one knows that better "Certainly. And suppose they fired than I da When my denr.hnsband upon us mother, I thought all along that -- f would some day come to you, who died he left me almost destitute. But ? repeated the young "Technically have bees so very kind to me, and I thought at once of starting a board- woman. confide in you and ask your advice. ing house, and the first thing I knew "Yea; yes. And I should be enYon know more about Mr. Barnston Mr. Barnston-Thmy men to make a last couraging frail creature suddenly raised than I da He told me he had been her eyes. She was the other girl with boarding lere fof two years." Technically?" Yes, for two whole years," put In whom Mr. Barnston waa taking up,' v Of course. And I should get in I since Ever opened hla as Mr. Hysp. landlady put it range of the enemys fire, and should Mr. Barnston came, and before long be shot through the up." , , , , You mast have had' a rare chance I got more boarders than 1 could acOh," interrupted the fair damsel, to study hlo." Fanny said. You must commodate ended Mrs. Hyssop. I know that would have to be techknow if betas any any qualities that Again she had set the ball rolling nically, too!" - are not ix good. - Bnrnstonward, and again her hopes Mrs. Hyop sat more erect She rose, for the frail creature with the Reason for Childs Answer. turned her head to one side pensively. music roll at once plunged headlong Brewster of Connecticut now with came Bishop to the first of point the Mr. into Fanny Hyssop' subject this tells story illustrative of his ask almost superhuman abruptness, boarder. One day they visOf course." she said, you must wifes cleverness. Ing: Do yon think I ought to marry him, have noticed that Mr. Barnston has ited a mission school, and In kindly Mra. Hyssop? been paying attention to me of late. catechising the children he naked: Who Is your neighbor? The sudiennesa with which the He seems to be very nice. He it alA dead silence followed the quesquestion ame made the landlady ways so gentlemanly. , .. wince. The she beamed upon her fair He in indeed put In the landlady. tion. Finally one little girl raised her" ' boarder. There have been times," went on hand and made the most unexpected "Yes," slit began, Mr. Barnston has the girl, "when I felt as If I just must and amazing reply, God." On the way home the Bishop said been with ms a long time. There have come to you' for advice about Mr. Barnston. If any one could give It I to hla wife: knew - you could. Do you thlnk .he - ,.Nowwh st,.dQyoti,. suppose th at, child had in mind to give such an would make a good husband?" answer time this had experience, Having "I suppose replied Mrs. Brewster, Mrs. Hyssopa calm was something to that she was following that rule of wonder at "My dear Louise," she began, I feel a great many older people, when in deeply the honor you put upon me. doubt play ' trumps. Yes, I have studied Mr. Barnston very Was It Indeed but a Dreamt closely for the past two years And of late 1 have noticed that be thinks I dreamed that yeu klaeed me, dear Waa it indeed but a dream? very well of --you. But Mr. Barnston my heart you lay very near jb is well, Louise, dear, I wouldnt ToAnd can so much happiness seem? marry him If I were yon." For a moment there was silence on In the rush of th night you came: My hair waa stirred by your breath. the front veranda. Then Louise burst And my blood would have leaped bit ouir flame "I believe you are In league with Had my sleep been tb al timber et are. I Just know you death. that cat Fanny. because she gave you that doiley for And when you had ktseed me, love, your parlor table. 1 suppose if I had A roee you laid on my mouth. Did you think I could traltoroua prove? things to give to you, you'd say p O one tweet flower of the South! waa aU right for me to marry Mr. tell me to wont I ask you Barnston. I thought that your lip still dung what yon have against him, because Aa I drank In the rose'a perfume: center waa swung. youd make up things. But you Just And a agolden enfolded the room. And glory Fanny looked worried ns she came up bet Fanny'll nave a hard race to win. Charlee Henry Wert. the steps. From now on I am going to do my ' been many chances to study him, and utmost to cut her ouL , Insanity Ratio in vOhio. I have taken Id vantage of them. You In Ohio one person in each 800 has in the Algonquin The day I greatest as have, havent knows him so long been adjudged insane. and of course are not so able to Judge. history dawned bright and clear. cam "Just a perfect wedding day," X J ' appreciate very much- your coming Trade of South America to me. And taking everything into from all side. trade of all South America is The conwas there Front early morning consideration, and to make $ long Kt that w fcve with Canada. ' not willwas equal story short, I would advise yon not to stant bustling. Everybody f i t e Mrs. Hjctp's First Eurt'er. two-storie- d , N. v to-da- ww, a m aup-pos- thu 11 stand" THE CHILDREN ENJOY Life ont of door, and out of the game which they play and the enjoy-mewhich they receive and the efforts which they make, comes the greater part of that healthful development which ia so essential to their happiness when grown. When a laxative is needed the remedy which ia given to them to cleanse and sweeten and strengthen the internal organa on which it acts, should be such as physicians would sanction, because its component parts are known to be wholesome and the remedy itself free from every objectionable quality. The one remedy which physicians and parent, approve and recommend and which the little ones enjoy, because of its pleasant flavor,, its gentle action and its beneficial effects, is " Sy rup Of Tigs add for the skme reason it ia the 'only laxative which should be used by fathers and mothers. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy which acts gently, pleasantly and naturally without griping, irritating, or nauseating and which cleanses the system effectually, without producing that constipated habit which results - fr&m Ik vim of the e cathartics .nml invitations, m i against which the children should be so carefully guarded. If you would have them grow to manhood and womanhood, atrong, healthy and happy, do up t give them medicines, when medicines are not needed, and when nature needa assistance in the way of- a laxative, give them only the simple, pleasant and gentle Syrup of Figs. Its quality is due not only to the excellence of the combination f the laxative principles of plants with pleasant aromatic syrups and juices, but also to our original method of manufacture and as yon value the health of the little ones, do not accept any of the substitutes which unscrupulous dealers sometimes offer to increase their profits. The genuine article may be oought anywhere of all reliable druggists at fifty cents per bottle. Please to remember, the full name of the Company CALIFORNIA FIG SYR. VP CO.--i printed on the front of every pack- nt d, old-tim- - -- beneficial effects it is al- - brain" - - -- 1 CP Si iKf |