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Show MEANT TO UK U NNY CHOICE 8AMPLE9 OF THt Hl'MO" OF THE DAY, One EDlanatlon of the Origin he College Veil Her Golfing CM'"m Only Wanted Juat Rtward W Hla Hard Work. Hla Disclaim.,, "No." aald thn American fj'her. "there la nothing In thn rumr tm my daughter Is eni-aewl y Uit crown prince of 1'iirrlnlutld." Hero be HMruini a a mio of (j, ou prble. and ri-aiituca : "Hut ahe couhl have a r ro n prlnco If ahe wauled one. My fortune H. now at aii'h a Ileum that at tha prilling Inaiket ml. a I coul.l g,0 r 15 dukea, 20 lorda. 10 earla or Hit ordinary ordi-nary prlncea. Thua you n,y that tho aeiulltlon of a irimn prince would not entail painful aci.ni m; upon me." Both Ware Qog, i He I think aha weara a verj abort gulfing aklrt. Bha Well, why ahoulilit abiT 8ha haa a perfect right. Ha Her left looka all tlht, loo. Explained It Didn't right "Did you know that your political antagonlat had caet reOeeUonaoa your truth and veracity T" "Yea." "What ara you going to do about It?" "Nothing. My pride forbbti me to fight anyone eicept a geaUemu. And a nian who (alia another t liar la no gentleman." A Fair Phlloaoplnr. "And you really think that tha Ignorant Ig-norant may be aucceaefol li life." aald tha niau who enjufa aliatruaa dlacuaalon. "Certainly," anawered Mlu Cayenne; Cay-enne; "tha man who thorourtily be-llevea be-llevea In hlmaelf haa a gnat advantage. advant-age. And aelfcatcem U frequently baaed ou the grojucat aort of Ignor-auco." Ignor-auco." Quite ConalateiiL Mlaa Alnlnchanta 1 aufpoat you'va heard of my cngngomeit to Mr. JenkaT t, Mlaa Aacntt Yra, and I nfeaa I waa aurprla-d. You told me oiaa that you wouldu't marry bim for atilllloD dollara. I Mlaa Malnchanta I know, tir. but I dlacovered later that he had two mil-lloua. mil-lloua. Left Quietly. Mlatrcaa I hope you did aot bava angry wordc with your laat Blalrcaa on leaving your alluatlun. New Hervant l.nr bleu you, no, mum. 1 Juat locked her la Ue balk-room, balk-room, took all my thlnna, aad went away aa quietly ai poaaihla Utray Btorlea. The Plaint of the Meuae. V'lrat Mouae You don't a can to eay you are afraid of women? Becond Mouae No, I'm not afraid of them; but they have auch a way of ecreamlng, you know. K.'tlly, It Juat upaeta uio completely. Qlrl Qoea With Every Drawing. Hook Clark la a lucky fellow. Ha baa Juat won half a inllllm dollara. Ilutt What lottery ejvaj auch prlxea? Dock Tho mntrlmiinlal lottery. In tha Studio. 1 Ttaker'a Wife-I ahould like to have my Utile boy put into the picture, too ArtlHt Then II will coat tjomore. lluker'a Wife Hut I'll Uk him In my lup. Mpplucott a. . . i Ita Origin, Orump Where on eorth ild tboaa atudenla t t thai collcce til? Hump -Why, once upon tlme thoy upaul a buiueta' nent. i A Good Excufli. He v.ni wiiiulcrl'.i! In Ir.ilnnd arl came upon a ci'iiple . f nun " I'oIIMh; on the l.uid Tho , ; wua poiuuii-lliii,- the ot'i.i . I Inch of hla II' i tp-4c r-veiled. r-veiled. t I It'a ur ' i.. .iia-. . vj r .. I I man wh 'n I r." -... ' "I' 1 "(. .rouble I bad I r . -" waa tha reply, "you vculda't u talking Ilka tim." 1 |