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Show I- I t - v ' 1 Vf 1 O THERE'S 4 O NO DELAY. : We always load your teams promptly. Load them with COAL, of course, for thats our stock in trade. . , AT THE -- Wasatch Mine o 0 . . . find constantly the best COAL, and as for prices, note the Patronize a Home Industry. CO. 000000000'000000000 Do You Want Some? You rere In nn4 of DRY GOODS AND GR.OCER.IES Go o (h.3 CASH BARGAIN STORE ' PSS- r- COALVILLE.UTAH W $t ' ; Th. Woe. of Cupid. -- "Men Is sho' fickle, said Miss Miami Brown. Dey goes back on you do slightest provocation. What's been happenin'?" asked Miss Olina Jefferson Tompkins. Mr. Rastus Plnkley come aroun' try-t- o kiss me, an' so a. not to seem too willin' an' audacious. I smashed 1m wlf a flatiron, an Jes foh dat be Jilted me. and-ofte- a LUMP STOVE Whn I at one time to properly to the work, ft Is recognised ss a jtfcripl that the little method of watering will not do. In th West this system nu been brought to some perfection, especially In Western Kansas and Wester Nebraska. There a windmill will IH reservoir with enough water tt irrigate about 15 acres of land, which, ot course. Is not used for grata grvetng, i but for the raising of vegetables But the cost of constructing a reservoir Is considerable, and the cost M electing s windmill tower Is also considerable. Bo If s method could be found that would make It possible to supply eater to the land In a large enough stream to Irrigate It dimt there would he a considerable sav lng. This the Arizona station has dose It baa used tt ordinary engine for lifting the mter, but has emplojed s very large ftream of water for the purpose, fromieven to 42 seres of ground can (hue ht Irrigated In a single day of 14 "hoars. The use of a large stream of tater has a great advantage over the w of a small stream. The experiment are to be continued at the Arizona itstlon and will doubtless bring to light any things, especially the economy f using certain kinds of fuel, in ill of our states there are times In tht fear when an application of water maid save valuable crops. There ar. Bos. that persistently stick to tht Ides that ws should not irrlgats If ws Hi in the humid states. But If a 4iuth comes Just before a crop Is retd? to harvest and ruins it, the mult h the same as If It had been present all the time. Hitherto It has been thought that only garden truck could b Irritated, the expense being too great for field crops. But at the station mentlosed it was found that irrigation could t carried on at about 1 per acre and cover th. ground more than five hkhei deep with water. At this rate any kind of a crop could be Irrigated to Idvantage. There is evidently a great future for this kind of enterprise. I gomt of bur.Mta ..mates j.be.rg..,ai;e ocnl.of, You will I WEBER COAL The Worm Turn. Sparkling Sermon. Husband 1 dont believe you heard Little Tompkins (on his dignltyV-Mari- e. 1 ve been a good husband to a word of the Bermon to day You were looking the whole time at the you all these year s, have been patient, "Yea, dear, answered her elderly diamonds that woman in front of us and have put up with every humil'a-tio- n the worm ha fieri eiv, I have known it all the time. wore. but lover. Wife Well, there are sermons In turned at last you shall not have my Will you think any the less of me when I confess that my hair Is a stones, you know Puck sons trousers cut down for me wig?" 'Not at all I knew it was. the first A HOT COME-BACK- . time I ever saw you After which the billing and cooing went on with even greater tenderness than before. A Better Understanding. Do you think you will like me Just well. she asked, "when I tell you tny half Is dyed? New Possibilities In Pum ration. Much has already been aajj tithes columns reTatlve to IrrfgmiBg jaJT ait d on the (arm by means of pimps. Generally wind power has bees the force used and advocated. It hti been taken for granted that any mesas of ent supplying water by pum the suppl ing of It In sucn small 4uan- titles at the time of pumpjQg it would hate to be stored l reservoirs previous to being used, so that amount ot water eeuld I Outclassed. The headless horseman was ly observed standing on the Tarry-tow- n bridge, Great 8cott! he exclaimed, as an antomoblle whizzed by, Tm out of date. The proper thing Is to be a horseless headsman. Just then the clock struck twelve, and he Jumped into the creek with a howl of despair. Weary Im afraid Ill Injure my teeth If I eat this pie. Kind Lady Ill let you understand, sir, that 1 made pies before you were born. Weary This must be one of them, Organized Labor. 'You are not a workingman, said the curbstone orator, or you wouldnt talk that way. You are wrong, sir!" fiercely answered the man who had Interrupted him. "I am a member of a Browning club, and If an InstltuUon of that kind Isn't organised labor, I don't know A HOT reminiscent smile flits across his face. "It is. I reckon that after a man sobers up off of hard cidar he is fuller of remorse and readier for the pledgo than after surroundin almost any other kind of ONE. Vicinity Counted. "I have come to the city with my son, who is about to enter the laf school. The first thing Is to find a boarding place. Do you know any lace that you can recommend? "Well, no, not near the law school. But I know a good place near thw medical school. Indeed T Then Ill have him study medicine. 4 IRBiWtV wise' Deacon: - Deacon, rrTfe began the old O.W? vbich some day by usnl as will doubtless has been Indicated. Guaranteed Cure. No EmbarraeemenL Is hard cider a temperance drink?" "Is it true that Piker is financially asks the visitor of the fanner who la embarrassed?" Ho la awfully in debt, but It doesn't pouring the apples Into the cider teem to embarrass him any. press It Is," says the farmer, while a what it is!" water powerr gotni to "wire, -- recent- colored parson, do you ebeh say Git behind me, Satan? No, bruddah, Ah do not, said Deacon Green. Ef Ah told Satan to git behind me he might stick me when Ah want lookin'. Ah keep him right in front whah Ah kin see him. wa. V. A Bad Summer for Birds.! After allowing for the damage lich a few towns have sustained froa' Good Job Work Is whfvt people wfvnt, and at XShe Times office is fust the place where you can get it at - prices that will suit everone. ...All ' Work Promptly Executed GRASS CREEK COAL s, AT GRASS CREEK MINES ) (0 0) YV&havethevery best- - Coaliherels 'vr. on the marketer domestic or steam purposes, zrw o) (o o) ( ) Lump tnd Stove Mixed SI PER TON. (o o) (o o) (o ; by mt6rtok There Is no shoveling or waiting as we have a TEAMS FOR " rktiriefrTtSvfc.y.' W li dTGuees. " There, thank the stare, thats the A Farm in Philadelphia, last load! By Jove, I hope we dont Out of the vacant lot fanning In have to move again for 20 years!" Philadelphia has grown "Look, George theres a man with a farming on a small scale. Lag ear camera! See, he is setting It up. two ot these farms were in existence What do you suppose he wants?" one of three acres and one of five "Guess hes after a moving picture, acres. On the farm of three aoeg the my dear." expenditures were 184, and th. reTf- cceipts J3C3.90, a net of 1179.90. That Between Friend. la pretty good farming for amateurs. Clara Mr. Clumsily paid me a farm was farmed on queer compliment last evening. The shares, tho men that farmed k being . Maude What wae It? of the receipt ?Tbe Edith Hint You must not play with. Mr. Borem's new hat, Willie. given Clara He eaid I reminded him of association tor Its third of the receipts sugar. Willie Why not? Edith Hints You might hurt It or lose It, and hell want It in A fair plowed the lend and furnished seeds Maude Well, dear, you certainly and fertilizers. The net returns t the have your ahare ot tand. minutes association, after paying for th. plow-laseeds and fertilizers, was IlOl.bO, -Two Points of View. In th Crowded Car. Really Unkind. or 20.80 per acre. The farm on Whleh will you?" "Yon can never tell what will turn a SofUelgh Yaws, fob two whole little, along Squeeze the effort was purely cooperate gar see I'm right up against up in politics," observed the ward days I aw was alone on the bound"Dont you the best results. The matter g of less'" pwalwie alone heeler. m with big, fat man?" Intaraat a. showing the teand puy thoughts, dnneher know " that isnt the worst of It." aa, lie opinion as to the matter ot bring"Yon can Miss Cutting Poor fellow! How the along. He tan be compressed ing idle land and idle labor together. never tell who will be turned down. you mast have suffered foot more. Squeese along. ennui. 1 sgk five-ser- e two-third- SPECIAL CHOTE tor- nadoes, farmers have felt that they were the chief and almost the only sufferers by the uncertain, temyestu- - ' ous weather which has marked the Unfortunate Remark. season we usually call summer, but He (pleadingly) Why cant we ba which this year has had fey of th. married right away? characteristics of that torrid period. She (coyly) Oh, I can't bear to It would seem, however, that the lower leave father alone just now. orders of creation have suffered, too. He (earnestly) But, my darling, In certain localities. One ot hi cor he has had you suih a very lung time. the of Bareau Weather, respondents She (freezlngly) Sir! This has been a vary hard writes: season on our Iowa birds, and 1 think Lord De Broke You have aw no natural curlosltles-Mis- s -- aw over heah? The New Poster Girl. most of them have been killed by the Cutting Hlntz No; we Import them. Miss Sereleaf says that she waa severe storms. After one storm, In called 'The Poster Girl at the resort August many hundred dead bird were Got In Too Late. wbrfe she spent the vsummer," rea Pleasure Not Trip. In town. this bird The blue picked up I a at church not me see did marked Maude. let have ran I you you Briggs suppose seems to have stood the weather the replied Mamie. Very appropriate, best of all the birds. Eluejayi, black- decent room for a few days. said the last Sunday' I In until wall most ot was the She man. didnt No; get up against Eastern Braggs tt birds, woodpeckers, and all snipe I noticed. had the to to want as time, as gone you sleep. for you long Sure, tribe are very scarce. Even the crow Is not near as plenty as usual Mat play," replied the Chicago hotel clerk. season I could stand at my dof i IH need It longer than that. I and A TIP FOR HIM TO GO HOME. don! want to stay In this town ten not one. The yellowhammcrs that gen- minutes, but Ill have to stay a week erally gather In the Umber wfcel the at least first cold north wind" comes In September are not here. I hare bec out Aa Other See Us. this moraine and counted th birds, Tat Did fez lver notls how thlm I saw two yellow hammers, tit blue-jayQytaltans ar a ft her warin' thoir ten bluebirds, six swallow and hands an' shakln' ave their heads one small sand-snipLast year I whin they're talkin! could see more than ten thousand Mike Faith an Oi hove. Thot do birds any morning In the nmeth of be th only way the Jabberin furriners September. It may be that the reason can make aicb other understand, they are not here Is that thenj l no phwat theyre talkin about, b'gorry, feed for them, but my Judgment Is I dunno. that most of them have been killed -- s s. LOADING ! fin i GRASS CREEK COAL CO. SoS2oSS&o2 f Do not use the milk within twenty day before calving, nor for three lo five days afterwards. w learn nothing when we do the talking ourselves, but when we listen w at least learn to bn courteous. A Fatal Caee. Quite Friendly. . In After Years. "All Is at an When"! a ant to borrow a dollar, I Wife "You once said f was the never go to a friend," he eald, aa if the haughty maid with the lemon-tintoaly woman In the world. were leading up to somethings hair. "My love for you is dead." he to have Husband "Yes, and I ought exthe "Another "Ah! well," other, case of heart failure, eh?" replied before Insane aa to sent asylum been tending his band, "let ue be 'friends. wneried th young man In the case- It was everlastingly too late." ed w t .. sl t r esssariew r |