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Show 4 "Scribbles, the poet, liow ' : - ' ' ' il'.i- number of renders ho b iV "iju? Whom did be marry!". To bet on I lie market lb; lliouulil ,t s joke. lb- . i.l lo . broker L Ami now he is looks. Washington Sl. Nell "Yes, we're I imaged, but 1 to my time nbotit accepting hlui." Hells . "I ml I? W aited till he actually proposed, did you '("Philadelphia Led. V " l ger. She "I am afraid 1 cannot marry v i yoi, dearest." Ill Lordship "Oh, I why not'" She "I'lipn would never fotgive mo for being so extravagant -I. lie. F007.I0 "Ho you think It wron; to play golf on Sunday?" Mbllek-"! ' ' think It wrong to play such a game as you do on any day of tho week." Huston Hus-ton Transcript. Slyer "Hid you ever see a mon-est Ing shark';" Oyer "No, but I one saw n mail eating cnltlsh." Myer "In deed! Where?" Oyer "In a rrstau-rout." rrstau-rout." 'hlcngii News. Lives of nil 11rr.1t men remind ns We c.,111, 1 inekr our hvn aubllint. If only h el tin. money, Jlrsias iiiotiitii. and lots nf time. Iii.bsnspnlis Nrws, Slip "I'll never forget my feeling when you asked mo to marry yon." llo "W hy. was It such a hard thing to answer?" She "No, but you wer such a soft thing to answer." t'bllas delpbtn Press. "Your husband," snld Mra. Oldcnstla, "seems to lie so altruistic." "Yes, I know It. Hut Joslnli always wna a great band to overeat, nnd I Ihlnk that must he what gives It to blm." Chicago Chi-cago ltccord Herald. Heliirned Traveler "I wonder wnat erer became of Ilryton. I used to bar a great admiration for that man. II wns such a finished scholar." Native "He Is now, anyway. He went Into politics." Chicago Tribune, "Language was given for the conceal, ment of thought." quoted tha -lly trlt , lien. "That Is perfectly correct" answered an-swered Senator Korghnmt "If every mnn voted the way he talks we'd hat all kinds of reform In no time," Washington Wash-ington Star. Kldgett "Do yon ever tnk any no f rice of anonyinona communications?" . . Mldgelt "No; not unless the wrltera nsiiina are signed to tbein." Fldgett- "Yes. I suppose Hint uuiol.ninke a dlf- ; ferenre: I npvpr thought of that."-"" '" " Huston Transcript. "What do yon think of our antbo friend's success?" "It's tha Irony of fate. After he has gone on record to the effect that the public Is tutnily lacking In artistic discrimination an wants nothing but trash, ho gets out hook that makes a universal bit." Washington Star. "Some men are so fortunate In ae curing good wives," remarked the mnn who wonted to be sympathetic. "Yes." replied Ilonpook. "Now, my wife Is Just like sunshine about the house." "Indeed! Well-er -really, I'm surprised" sur-prised" "Yes. .She's never there nt all nt night. Woman's right meetings meet-ings nnd all that, you know." Philadelphia Phila-delphia I'ress. |