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Show WAS TC0 WELL TrtAINCO. TJTJ' Irlthman Had Ccod Reason for Get. ting Rid of Dog. The Irishman wanted t: etoll the dog, but tho prospective buyer wa suspicion, and finally drcldod not to buy. The man then told 111 :u why be . wa ao anxlout to aell. "You son," ha said, "I bought the dng and thralnnd him meself. I got hlin ao he'd bark all the tolnio If a person stepped Inaldo tho gite, and thought 1 wna safe from burglar. Then mo wolfo wanted mo to thraln him to cirry bundles and I did. If 0 you put anything Into Ills month tha apalpenn'd keep it there till aoruu on look It anny. "Well, ono nlrht I woke up and hoard aoino ono In tb unit room. I got up ar' grabbed me gun. They were thero, three of the blaygardt and the dog." "Didn't he barkr" Interrupted the man. "Borra a bark, ho woa too buoy." "llusy! What doing?" "Carrying tho lanthurn for tho burglars!" An Original Qrcca. ' At ono cf our theological aemlnartri It la the custom for the atuder.ta to tal.e their turn In aching a blcnslrjit before ii oala. At one lime lr.it term tho mean had not been a tender a tho sttnleiita thour.ht they r.uBht to , hn, and tho eyes of tlio fucitlly wero opened to tho fact when ono day a young siiidint ottered t !io fullowlrn bie.islnp: "t) Lord, Klvo us itioi.t..i to cat this meat!" |