Ogden Daily Standard | 1916-01-26 | Page 5 | Just for Fun

JUST FOR FUN CIRCUMSTANCES ALTER CASES Pat Cassidy purchased a new automobile, and while still inexperienced inex-perienced in the handling of it he drove down one of the crowded throughfares of the city. Coming to a crossing where traffic was held up, lie lost control of the car and ran square into a handsome limousine. The crowd which gathered found the situation amusing, am-using, and to add to Pat's discomfiture dis-comfiture the crossing policeman, a big Irishman, commenced to be rate him. "Since when did you learn to droivc a car" demanded the officer. of-ficer. ' ' What's yer name ? ' ' "Cassid3" answered Pat. "So?" said the policeman interestedly. inter-estedly. "And where are you from?" "County Clare," said Pat. "Say," said the cop, "how the divvil did that fellow back into you?" Buffalo News.