Coalville Times | 1906-12-21 | Page 7 | The Size of America

Tht Site of America, Colonel Abrnhnm (Irulwr la tho mat ter of more Irlth Jokes than nn) other man In Cyrut, Minn "Micky Klunlaau, who had been an American cltlien for aluut ii )i'ur nnd had tnitoled about thla continent consldcrld), returned homo to III hernia for a tllt This Is tho way ho described hit new cuiinlr) to ono of Ilia relatltos "Phwv. Amur r lea la an blr. bo. Korra, that If ou were, to drag Kn gland thru three atalea )uu would'n lavo n mar-k In tho dlrrt, an' you could lute Olrland In ono o' tlilm gr-real Inlnml ocean wo hne, phwnt wo call lakes An' It you had Kent land to get rid of, thero nro a thousand thou-sand comers you could hldu her lu, an' nobody could till wherv you had nut hor oicopt, begorra, fur tho bad cnnll o' tho whlaky "