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Show OUR BUDGET OF FUN BOMB GOOD JOKES ORIGINAL AND SELECTED, Karnlnsa aad Salary a l'robUm la tlo ntalla Keonnmte - Camant Lakaa for llraakraal Kind of I'aaa Thai la Moal llealrad. Earalata and Salary. "There It In tho emptor ot our house," tayt a Philadelphia talesman, "a young man who la assistant book keeper. He' a steady chap, mlndt hit own business, nnd It at shrewd as thcr make them. The other dar the aentor partner of the firm, who teldom cornea around, made a tour ot Inspection, Inspec-tion, nnd aa he approached tho attlit-ant attlit-ant bookkeeper ho noticed the solemn exprctlton on hla face. Desiring to bo congenial ho said- "'How nro you. young man? I see you are at your work. That la good. Closo attention to business will nlwaya brlnga II own reward. Tell me, what aro you earning now n week?' "The young man, with a momenfe hesitation, answered: "Twenty dollars, dol-lars, sir, but I only get half ot It.' " New York Tribune. |