Show CAVE MAN HAS HAPPY STATE No Worries About Credi Credi- Creditors Creditors tors Bad Health In Mother f ther Earth nv DY RD FERGUSO Special Correspondent of lic e Standard rd- rd EX Copyright 1927 By The Tho dated Press Association NASHVILLE L Tenso Tenn April 2 If you have ha flat feet teet a brokers broken heart or too tOI many creditors cre tho the thinK thing thin to do Is LI to go so live In a IS cave e John P. P City Towne has beers been be n trying the experiment for the tho past 14 years in a rocky cavern on Stones river 13 miles s from here and he knows whereof he speaks ROMANCE TAILED Ho lIo advises tho world to give up flats and bungalows and move into a a. hole In tho the ground there there- thereby thereby thereby by getting back to nature and tho the simple customs of our pre pre- prehistoric historic ancestors Do that says sas sa's tho hermit of Stones Stone's river and andall andaU andall all aU your worries due to the arti arU- artificialities of civilized cl life will van van- vanIsh ish In his younger years ears so his hio old acquaintances 1 say sa City Towne was jilted by his best beat girl gir girland girland girand and his health broke down large large- largely I ly lp because of worry over his h h blighted romance With both girl gir girland girland girand and health gone he turned her hermit mit mitI I 1 was so puny when I came here said Towne as a. a he sat at atthe atthe at atthe the entrance of his cavern that thai I couldn't eat cat more than a bite or two at a 0 tIme and Id I'd go so whole nights without being able to sleep a a. wink But nut when I Imo I moved mod mo d into my m cave things changed right off oft It seemed like right hero here inside the tho earth I found Cound something I needed My oly came egme back and anti Ive I've been a hale hearty man ever since The hermit h lies illS the theory that thai repressed traits inherited from froni our cave dwelling ancestors make us better adapted to dwelling within the tho earth than on top ot of i. It t. t Instead of building structures structure on Oil the crust of the tho globe he be be- believes beli beti lies ti li ves es we should burrow down and live hivo within the tho warm soil soli Ho lie points out the benefits many man gain from mud baths and Is Iscom to conduced com that mother earth will wit give gl new strength and long life liCe to her sons and daughters if they toey the will wilt dwell Ill under ground within her h r embrace XO NO O NOISY NEIGHBORS DORS Ho finds his cave e warm In winter and cool in summer He Hepas Hepa's pays pas no rent and Ions has no furnace with which to bother Neither aro arc there neighbors to give wild parties or to interrupt his beauty sleep by turning on the tho loud loudspeaker loudspeaker loudspeaker speaker or tho the talking machine macline Ho lives lI a life of repose and he says It Is the only way to get a 0 areal areal real slant on existence When hell Towne moved mo Into his o ca he thought his health was QS ruined and now ho lie knows that he wa wao just suffering from too much civilization cI Creditors dont don't worry him hino and hii neighbors instead of beine of ot the cantankerous hu Mo- human man sort are arc such delightful Individuals in individuals In- In as mocking birds and gray squirrels ls Townes Towne's cave e Is beneath a huge over hanging cliff and down ba- ba balow b tow low him limo flows S a pleasant stream He lIe cooks his own food washer his hois own dishes which dishes which is one Ot Os o othe the few drawbacks to his exist exist- existence ence once antI and then goes fishing lIe He dares any anyone one to dispute the advantages ad ad- advantages advantages vantages of this existence over the routine of the business man sub suburb who commutes from dom a a. dinky urb orb to his office downtown struggles all day Jay at the business of money making and takes taken tak s his wife to a movie in the evening He lIe points out that cave dwell dwelling log ing with all nih the tho comforts of ot pro historic times can C'an now b bs b. enjoyed minus sue sue suck inconveniences as hungry dinosaurs which occasionally strolled along alon and ate up everybody in sight fol tol- followed foh- foh It If To-soc's To To advice were lowed the skyscrapers of the fu future fu- fu ture Lure would be built to the other way Wa and antI days das to come It would be bo a a. proud boast that New cw Yorks York's newest structure reached almost down own to China nn- nn |