Show THE EMPTY ni THINGS OF LIFE Its It's a peculiar thing the way we get all worked up over trines Or perhaps we should say It Is peculiar the way trilling trifling things have a habit of o Interesting us As Asan Asan Asan an Instance For every one read read- reader reader er who can tell you ou the name of tho New Jersey town here dhere there the recent disastrous disastrous arsenal explosions explosions ions ions took place there thero are at least leat who can tell you the name namo of the girl who performed her Saturday night ablutions lons In Mr lir Carrolls Carroll's c champagne tub Not only that but they can tell you you the color of o her hair and her old mans man's occupation The latest bit of ot Inconsequential n and therefore terrifically interesting In- In Interesting In Interesting news Is the controversy between two hIo physicians over the authorship of ot Jack Dempsey's latest nose noso It seems that a II NewYork NewYork New NewYork York doctor claims credit for tor It and a Los Angeles doctor has ask ask- asked asked ed for tor an Injunction to shut him up Reading farther you learn that the Los Angeles physician says Jacks Jack's new nose Is s at least 25 per cent stronger than the old one 1 r I and Jack corroborates him Who cares you ask uk The answer er Is very few Outside of ot Dempsey and a few friends the man who Is chiefly Interested In the shock absorbing qualities of ot the new Is Gene Tunney who It If one of ot a a million or more lawsuits law lawsuits suits doesn't prevent will engage In a 1 few rounds of o fisticuffs with the champion The physicians Interest In the new beak Is merely academic Tanney's Is something more moro than that to say ay the tha least As a mat mat oter say ores oter of fact fact the mans man's curiosity Is Inflamed to such a degree that those close to him say he ho will make mako numerous attempts to change the position of ot Jacks Jack's nostrils from a point just above the up- up upper up upper per lip to a remote corner of the left eyebrow We Wo see that Red Grange having returned from Hollywood with the admission that as a movie star ho was a fine open field runner Is named In a divorce suit It Is said that another mans man's wife kiss kiss- kissed kissed ed Red when he wasn't looking This goes to show what happens to even tho the best of halfbacks when they haven't any interference ence Charley Paddock Incensed at an alleged statement from Red that the movie stars are not what the they are cracked up to be calls cals the terror of tho the gridiron an oil can being careful to watt walt until Red Is back home again In Wheaton Anyway wed we'd call anybody any hind of a 1 name we wanted to it if we could run as fast as Charle Charley On top of this Paddock gets ets engaged to Bebe Daniels and comes out with a statement ex- ex ex explaining just why he went Into the movies and after reading It you care less than you did before and wonder whether Charley studied anything beside track at atthe atthe atthe I the University of Southern Call Cal fornia All AU this Is a lot of nonsense of course But the point Is you read It It |