Show The nT ii Weeks Week's W T 89 Wash n W s r i h jl Sa V v D V V Dy By DON DO Copyright 1925 1926 New fork ork Trib Tribune une Inc There There Is nothing pleases me mc more than missing the tha first two or three days das reports of a 0 new After that thai thel e Is no use uso tr tring Ing to catch catchup up j It it it S I A man mart I know w hols hols at t hart quIte a a virtuous man asian has haa a 0 for being on one ot of th- th city's most niost 9 WIves for tor fifty miles spites around think of him hint as a 11 man mall who w wio lends their husbands astray astray Yet this tIli- It if left lert alone al nc might 1 I sAy sa I MIGHT take a think and an might 1 I say say say MIGHT i nev r tay out after atter 10 10 at t night v Somehow years e rs ago 11 ago 0 lie be became TilE MAN IAN THAT OTHER MEN l THINK K Ok OF WHEN WI-SEN THEY W WANT A T TU To GO O ON l A WILD PARTY PAnTY Per tamo husbands l who ant ant to tear things loo loose e aboUt three times a a year get in touch ith my- my hero It takes only about a n hundred such auch uch friends and ho he has them to to keep keep him keep him going all aU car with year Sundays otto off lIe He initiates no Iniquity ty He te Is merely there thero In existence when other men think of Iniquity He flashes tv li their minds m Ill get Old they muse mise and they ge get him hini Ho lie Is m ieh too too fine finto to say aay no to to any an LOd body He Hea Is a absolutely sweet In his submissiveness eness to sug sug- sug sug But as for tor hl his being a bad man he is Indeed not It IC you se see him hint on ona on a bat batitIs It it Is is some some- body somebody else's else bat Ho He is Js d J a sort ot of round round all handy such man for tor such p peoples people's oples ople's I vice vicea a a supernumerary of sin And he ho i is thoroughly tho In accord with m my charitable views s of his shortcomings I TIlE THE CHIE CHIEF TROUBLE WITH JAZZ IS THERE IS NOT ENOUGh OF OP IT Jr SOME OF OF IT WE lIA HAVE VE TO LISTEN TO TWICE S 'S I It Is unfortunate t that each of ofus ofus f us us can can argue himself Into a corn com complacency com complacency to lo which he has haa no real rIght I I PERSONS I WOULD LIKE LIlE TO TOBE NO EE-NO BE NO 1 I The nian man who wo paints white crosses on the tho windows window s 's ot of o new skyscrapers iS S I Jim had plugged alon along Frank bad ad made a a big bis- success unda lot lotof lotof lotof of money Old friends they no now seeing each other for tor the firt time I In n y ars Jim was visit visit- Ing visiting ing Frank on his large estate and was WIlS seeing Franks Frank's herd ot of thoroughbred cows flock ot of motors meeting Franks Frank's jfe looking at his lagoons et d etc Finally Finally Fin- Fin ally they th v int sat af down for f fw w a gall gane or of bridge with a 11 neighbor to make a fourth Franks Frank's wife had bad been noticeably high hat all afternoon lid was ILS markedly superior to her had husband at III bridge She had been Franks Frank's stenographer r wheat hen ther ther wore married A number of time times during the game s-amo game she made caustic comments oil op hi technique disgusted She was IlS disgusted a couple of o Jokes he cracked and nauseated by a a story ho told After ACter thc game Jim Jim an and l Frank Franl took look another stroll In the garden They were silent for tor a a while Jim Jhn could not resist a comment oIl o 8 Franks Franka situation Ic He H nodded bac back toward the tho bridge table and said Its nice nico In Id her aint it Prank Frank to thare all our money with YOU you I I I IVERY VERY FEW EW PEOPLE LOOK THE IE PART AND ANn ARE IT TOO Th The hoe world l will stand asIde for a fellow flow who let lets on u as asit a it IC he knows l e 1 0 ho he Is 14 going I We all all 1 know V the he kind l of or per person per per- person son who the tho extra for x A a stateroom on a Pl for privacy and then leaves led the thedoor hp door thedoor open o for tor publicity I X picked up from froIn to NS L ON NE UNE UW SAYs SAYs- AYS- AYS c tIrO rO v Y tI oW don et J am any W tM yv i ft n KY i ian an f 1 ia a fd s OOOO in paper la last t seasick on a L friends friend's yacht ac t on Long ong Island Island Sound and cro sed yachts oft orf my f shopping list I S I We heard of or any any any of of those Channel swimmers setting gelling seasick I wonder If it th w th-w l e swim Swim- Swimmers swimmers wlm- wlm mers iners will soon be giving pass pass- passenger passenger passenger enger enger service It If I eve have ha to cross I would like e to engage engage pass pass- pass pass- passage passage ag age on one of ot them S I S SIt It takes a lot of ot character chare ter notto not notto ot otto to outline outline outline with a p pencil the flowers on the wallpaper next to th the telephone in your hotel room S S S lusson ll I would go to moving moving moving ing picture theatres moro morn It they had fewer prologues and less classic dancing and d bettel better movies |