| Show Chicago gb- gb Grand Granda a Looks Aft After r I I II 10 I Little Tots for I l 1 nv Ry ROY J GIBBONS Service Writer CHICAGO CI Sept Grandpa IS-Grandpa K 18 Grandpa Frank Do Forest Fore t can put pub a a baby bab to sleep Bleep 11 In anyone any ono one of ot 17 lan lan- languages lan u l-u ge and a few odd dialects to ti boot Not that Grandpa Frank h b Isi a linguist by any means He lust just jus knows know about every variation of o lullaby song lIong ever written And as an emergency emergency repertoire they come In to handy h on his job lob as ai Chicago's official baby minder That's just what Grandpa Is la THAT'S TS TJI ALL ALT HC IC nOES Dors I For the th last five dvo years or more mor he ho has hIlS been minding the neigh offspring of shopping I mothers who patronize the tho South SouthSide Side department store tor that lles litres him Grandpa is 73 13 and minding Jia gables bies Is all he docs does Last year he minded close to His Ills services are aro free and rendered as a a sort t of ot courtesy ex- ex extension extension ex extension tension department of ot the store tore He H established the job himself visualized its Ils opportunities and sold the tho Idea to his employer l when hen head he had ad settled down down to re- re rethe re retire tire the and found loafing too difficult difficult cult NO XO KIDS IUDS OF OP OWN Grandpa has never had any kids of ot his own and so he lav- lav lavishes lav lavishes Isnes all the th unused parental at- at af affection in his makeup on other otner peoples kids Boys Boy and girls he just juat loves em all And what the old fellow h hasn't picked up as Infallible knowledge on feedings hygiene and other tricks would make mako an baby doctor turn green with envy emy Mothers come to him for tor ad- ad advice advice ad advice vice And lots of th them m give Ive the to i store he works work because caus they figure out that any store that could be b SO o consider consider- considerate considerate ate must have har an awfully nice management at Its head Kids seem to dote dot on him and when he h warbles some refreshing Ditty meant only for tor kids ears he gets gets an encore that's simply tre- tre tremendous tremendous tre tremendous Often times too there Is a a refrain retrain In A flat lat from the audience HE TIE CHASES TEARS R HI HI hi ht diddle hi dl diddle he croons In his bet best of croons And at nt once oneo the tears disperse and and tiny faces clouded In sadness wreath Into one s smiles ono could hardly say ay laughs When hen It rains or Is he too cold for his charges charres to be In the open Grandpa closes up sho shop sInce he runs his business out In the theair theair air air Children are lire just about the U best things the tho earth tarth can give to hu- hu humans humans hu humans mans the old fellow says Never saw sw aw a body yet that didn't love them and guess any any- any that doesn't Isn't just lust right Now what do 10 you iou OU think Every Ever mother who park parks her baby with Grandpa Jets gets an alu- alu aluminum aluminum alu aluminum minum Identification tag tar In ex ex- ex exchange ex change And to get let her baby back back- she must present the tho tag tar Just like liko the ancient Chinese who said No no so too does docs Grandpa Frank enjoin No Xo check no bab baby But he never nover has his an any trouble and If It a vote on the South Side were to be taken Chicago moth moth- mothers mothers mothers ers surely would acclaim acclaim- him the most popular man Copyright 1928 1926 NEA NC Sen Ice Inc I r ry rw i ix x y r h y L 4 A At t w ryr p r s tk t 1 Grandpa Frank no Do Forest Is Chicago's official baby ImbT It bab baby wont ont 9 to sleep In one langum c Grandpa tries another for 01 ho knows nos lullabies In 17 11 tongues Ile Hc Is employed b bI by I a largo side department store |
