Show They Js Too Much KickI Kickin Kickin Kick Kickin I in This Three Per Cent Law Every Guy That Got to ElIi Ellis Island Should Have Noth Noth- Noth- Noth Nothing Nothing ing to Do But Report to Ward Boss for Voting ling Instructions Twin Higgins Opines T BY DY S of low Bridge and Other tortes Stories CopyrIght 19 1923 3 N N 1 Tribune IncI Inc IncI I aint ant ono of them them Under Under-hearl- heart od od read and gu guis U s but it sure sets gets me all riled up when I reads read about the head flat way we weIs weis weis Is got ot o treating them that comes crashIng over here The Tc Theother Theother other day for example I seen In Inthe Inthe the pipers where a couple lads that lad act been saving easing up for 11 file e le eus to get the pI puce Ice ot I a a ducat In the thet t storage w as sent scat back to tho dumps they came cama from fron because tho p c cap captain tam tain of ot the tho ship they was on landed his cow a minute ahead of ot time whIch put these alienists In the up used used-up quota ot of the month before hue stuff of ot running a lotta folks ragged over a piddling thing like that hits bits ms me m on th tho raw and andI I lets out a 0 fe few yelps to Pugh h ITI Dome Domo a 0 cuckoo which Is got pot the tho rep reI for tor or being beine tho the baby Inthe In the on account ot of hlll hint ne neer never er agreeing with Ith roe mo on HOLDING DOWN DOWS DOW sn I What do you want ant tin cm to doe dof sas he Ie Let Let In e esery eHry cry scum that's been tinned Europe You gotta ha have hae e some rules dont don't dont don't ou I 1 aint klc kicking ng about h down the size of ot tho the gang that ants ants to come 0 over oser cr I conies comes back but Id I'd rather see them keep keepe handle handlo tho e eer er out than thing the tho nay ay they Is doing now V They hey 1 Is 19 too much kicks hicls In this Ibis 3 per cent stuff What Inquires High nigh Dome would sou OU suggest 1 I guess oud be interested Wouldn't vou ou be I asks Finnegan Id Id I'd No No anser ans ers rather ha have hae e iou ou spill your ideas on something ou know more like like the row the and slobs Is having ha over oer this flumes flume's Mabe Ma be sou ou think I aint got none I sas Indignant Sine Suie 5 vou ou has baa admits Finne none none- wheN this Ian gan soothing soothing- Know Flume deadfall Is n o hn hJ ii ii FIRST o o I 1 tells him but but hat 1 hats s that got Rot to do with l It You can canha e ha hae e lotta ideas about a clam chow chow- chowder chowder der without Iwo Ing where here the thelam lain dam Is can cant t ion ou Ini Im talking about l aHon and not oCT o o 0 CT er none ot of this fuss this gU guy Muscle Lena Is 13 stirring up All right sa sas s HIgh Dome It you Insists What would ou do If it they 1 was as to slip OU the tha Ellis Islan Island trick flick In Jn the first place I answers the they wouldn't be no tricks at IllIs Island E Eer cn gU guy that thELt got that ft u have hae has ha o e nothing l left tt to todo todo do 10 but to hop a ferry and report to ward ard boss In Manhat for his Instructions Sly My Ideas Is that no cuckoo would be ed to get on oi a boat for America until bcd hed been heen 0 O K X d 5 01 at the other end Instances suppose they Is six thousand Swedes a allowed cd to come from Switzerland every month month- month And cuts in Finnegan Five thousand Romans fr from m nia fE LE nING I PATH ATH All light Sn sa s I the numbers and ft shere hero here they come coma from aint tant Take rake these S Swedes Sedes edes for forthe forthe forthe the sake of ot a 0 argument Heres Here's Ole Oleson He lie wants to conic come to America lie He goes Joes to the theoffice theoffice theoffice office of the American Consul and va Kid v bats hats hat's the chan chance e of ole e drink ovel our The consul takes lakes S a look at his flat fist and finds find all the six thou thou- thousand thousand thou thousand sand am ain aln t been u used ed up so BO he turn turn-s to Ole and M sa sass sava II Ra Have the doctor look sou OU over oer slow show me OU got a II hundred smackers besIdes the price o of a ducat sign this pa- pa paver paper pa paper per ver SI become an American citizens as as OU can and ond Ill I'll fix tb i ou up Ole lands hinds on IllIs Ellis Island Islan with the paper he got Irom the gets II a quick over look to see that he caught nothing on the way across and hes he's through h What's the matter with that idea MAKING L 1 NG QUICK l TAla AKE Ie 1 e heard beard it sprung spring before Ja s High High Dome and and I use to to- to tot t think the Idea was IlS all right Now that ou got it I aint BO so sure hats hat's hals hal's this citizen stuff That I explains is the bIg wham In this sketch ot of o mine I wouldn't let nobody come into the country unless he was as set on stay stay- stayIng stayIng staying ing here We got too many of ot those eved eed ed soap boxers and just looking for a II quick stake Inthe In Inthe Inthe the United States no now nou Usually remarks I I Ican Ican can tell 11 c even en before lou ou darts aarts talkIng what's 1 hals hal's long iong with hat OU Is gonna say but I nOtta Potta admit that vou ou aint so far tar from right In what hat sou ou is saying now I I got some more ideas on the too SIl s I This Is la our big lug do da dav aint It grins High ugh Dome I Shoot hoot Well Yell I proceeds I I think thIs 3 per cent stuff sturt is the blah ThE OlE IDE IDI I 1 knew cuts in that soud go wrong it if vou sou ou kept on You iou be satisfied with on one l ll l Idea a 0 dav do da You think iou OU let all them I i rafts itt pile into New NewYork NewYork NewYork York like they used to Even Iven you know that the melting pot hu has been a flop flop- flop v Its been d A flop I Interrupts r because they has tried to do all aJl alls s the cooking in one pot Mv SIv scheme Is this Iii I d ii let any healthy hobo bobo that w a anted to to como come to but Id I'd fix it this way that way that no- no nobody no-hody no body hody could come to New Nel York or any with Ith more than 1 folks In it now until they Uley had lived In the United State States Stotel at the five icara ears and was as citizens Id I'd make these theno boats carrying Im- Im Immigrants immigrants im immigrants migrants land hand at New Orleans Orleane or Galveston or They In Is lots lotsof lotsof of country out west est that could use a few million farm hands In that ay loud oud get a a whole lot more bimbos raising grub and the cities wouldn't get so BO Jammed up with Ith shops sweater shops and these dumps where eight sleeps In one room What's the mat matter matter el with that JAC JACK Lot Lots of thing sa sas High Dome In the tho first t place mosta or of the lads lada coming over now Is got relations in the th big town and that thatis I is Inthe where they Is headed beaded for In the second place pace a tt gUy suy Is gotta hae e oma Sack lack to start a form farm farmand and moat of these alienist couldn't a a II rock It If uy mountains were sell sell- Bill Billing ing ing for 10 iO cents cent a range I 1 has thought of those thIngs I tells tella him but what til is these there eu gua with Ith relatives doing Solas now under this a 3 per cent racket racket You could fix tl t ao so some lome ome near relation could ma mabe be get Into th the tho clUe but all the others would 1 hae haie ha e to go out In the thc farm country I Imo knows Imos kno s It takes take dough to buy a R bees and the such euch but it looks to me melike melike melike like It h t would o pay poy tho the I to to these bo boil for a few ears cars until they get going Its funn about sou ou guys Ith baked half baked Ideas remarks arks rinne hone gap gall You You neier neer finishes cm em up tp 1 calling on the w O I foL fOI a tap Ain itin t two e 1 u e got enough t ts s now no Aint we so broke now we e cant can't even eren plY pty a measly bonus to the tho fellers tellers that made Amel America lea safe for Packard owners And here YOU are with a scheme for tor using UI the tax Jack tOI to stake stalo a lotta to a It farm tI 1 0 THEM MONEY 1011 Wed get Iet it back bacle wouldn't we e sar says I I aint slid ald nothing about gh Ing cm ern em any mone money has nas I It'd be a damn sight cheaper settling a 0 aguy aguy guy on a 0 piece picco of oC land than letting hIm prowl pro around in the big towns tol townson townson on his uppers liking night school lessons in blo blowing In up coi 1 What'd ion ou oa 1 lather ather gh gi e e em em hay or Hayward J 10 ard Like some seine Bald Gald nobody e eer er er sat on his hison own o porch making bombs It the government cant can't pull pulI the stunt they be bo enough guys with lIh in the he countr country to take lake a chance lour lur stuff stutt sounds all right ight as ae High Dome but but It if It was wasI I any goo good gooi somebody 1 any good somebody thought or of it before and It been tried ou outs out t 1 eh eb I comes back ts Th fiat the wise lse told Col- Col Columbus Col Columbus umbus and the guy that thought he could make a a bunch of jack not having no bananas |