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Show A . JUST FOR FUN 1 j Doctor's Diagnosis Only. Vm ! The pretty daughter of a physician I is engaged to a college student or 3E I -Rhom her father does not altogether AjM approve. His daughter ll too young JM, to think of marriage, the. doctor as- !' serts; the college student is too young Mr to thing of It likewise. It is out of lf tne Question. jPH She explained this to her lover the jtflP) other night. Hf "Father Bays," she summed it up; !' "father says, dear, that I will have to ':B glvo you up." The youug man sighed. "Then it's JP all over?" he murmured, with gloomy fl, interrogation And the girl laugh B, and blushed.' "Well," sho said "well, you you ' know that when the doctor gives you H up that's thotimo for you to take W moro hope. Isn't" it sometimes Uiat iH' way?" Pittsburg Chronicle - Tole- rW' graph. ,R 1 A Man of Experience. j St A somewhat fussy elderly lady had i r aslced tho conductor for a transfer. ? ! "You'll ho sure to tell mo when you i H l como to my transfer station, won't r ! you, conductor9" she asked sweetly. Ill i "Yes'm," said the conductor wearily. m The next timo ho passed through the cur the elderly lady, remembering the ways of conductors, said to him again: "You won't lot me go past my transfer trans-fer station, will you, conductor' Youil ho sure to tell mo when I get thoro, won't you?" The conductor sighed, and looked at her gently and sadly. "I won't have to tell you, lady," ho said. "I won't have to tell you, 'cause you'll ask mo every time wc como to a transfer station sta-tion if that's where you got off." Youth's Companion. His Troubles, The physician had taken his patient's pa-tient's pulse and temperature, and proceeded pro-ceeded to ask tho UBiial questions. "It or seems," said ho, regarding tho unfortunate with scientific interest, inter-est, "that tho attacks of fover and the chills appear on alternate dny6. Do you think Is It your opinion that they havo, so to Bpeak, decreased In violence, If I may use that word?" Tho patient smiled feebly. "Doc," said he, "on fever days my head's bo hot I can't think, and on aguo days I shako so I can't hold an opinion." Exhcango. The Doctor's Orders. "I understand," said tho Judge, "that you stole tho watch of tho doctor doc-tor who had Just written a proscrip- " tiou for you at tho freo dispensary What havo you to say to this charge?'-"Well, charge?'-"Well, your honor," said the prisoner, pris-oner, "it Is true, but I found myself in a hole His prescription said a spoonful ovory hour and I had no watch." Lodlos' Home Journal, |