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Show Even Then the Farmer s Wife Was Nameless Having accumulated a tidy little nest-egg, the old farmer went to a lawyer and said he would like to make a will. "I'll leave all my money, house and stock to my good wife," he said, "so just you write it out plain for me." "Certainly," said ' the lawyer. "What is your wife's name?" After thinking for some minutes the farmer had to admit he couldn't remember it. "Well, go to the door and shout upstairs as if you were calling hei down," suggested the lawyer. Hobbling to the door, the farmer farm-er opened it and roared up the rtairs: "Missus! Missus! Missus!" |