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Show OH YEAH COLUMN Parents, it is complained, keep advising their children, even after the latter are grown up and married mar-ried and have their own children. As these parents usually get even more advice from these same children, you can't perhaps blame them. The women are taking all kinds of men's jobs, except that on the job of proposing marriage to the opposite sex, they are lagging behind, be-hind, no doubt for good and sufficient suffi-cient reasons. People in some remote regions are said to believe that singing late at night will bring rain. When singing late at night is heard around here, it sometimes means that something besides rain has been flowing. It is called a sign of good luck for the bridegroom to carry the . bride over the threshold of their new home. Also it gets him used to thousands of packages he will Let us assume that the ceniter of your house is 320 feet West of Main street on 3rd South street and on Ithe North side of the st reet. 320 divided by 660 equals i I .48 plus.-Your address would be j 49 West 3rd South. Odd number i because you live on the North," side of the sltreet. Signed, Smifthfield Kiwanis Cluti have to carry over that thresh-hold. thresh-hold. They say if a girl can induce a bride to wear something of hers, the girl will have a marriage proposal within a year. Might be safer to avoid doing anything having hav-ing such dangerous possibilities. Many husbands are said to fee) they are badly treated by their wives. The wives will probably say it is merely useful discipline. They say it brings good luck to the newly wedded pair, to have all the wedding cake eaten. If there are any small boys among the guests, they will attend to that little matter. Families are advised to recondition recon-dition their old furniture. They say the parlor sofa has worn very little since the younger generation had the use of the the family car. The majority of people ,it is claimed do not know bow to walk Many business ' people will say a lot of folks don't know how to walk up to their offices and settle, |