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Show DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU That in the pursuit of happiness happi-ness too many people are trying to run others off the trail. That the favorite flower, of selfish people is the forget-my-self-not. That there is a plenty of free speech in this country to satisfy the people who have to do the listening. , . That truth crushed to the earth will rise again but not always al-ways in time to catch up with rumor. . , ' That people want what they want when they want it, but they don't always want what they get when they get it. That Willard Mack is getting in line with the movie stars as far as wives are concerned. That every man's mission in life is to do the best he can under un-der the circumstances. That any work which one likes to do is easy. That when you have a quarrel quar-rel with your wife always leave it until after meal time unless you're close to a good restaurant. That at one time money made the mare go now it's a case of the auto making the money, go. 'That' an old -bachelor should not have much interest in posterity. pos-terity. That men like temptation bo-cause bo-cause she never turns up her nose at them. " That some men and women are like horses they can't stand being be-ing hitched up long. That there is not much importance impor-tance to know that Fatty Ar-buckle Ar-buckle is going round the world, but it would be of interest if the world was going around Fatty. -That lots of cusscdness is excused ex-cused on the grounds of being practical. That no man ever fully dressed dress-ed on htit days without thinking men are martyrs. That this column comp.el!od a "Puzzled Citizen" to investigate his dictionary. That the Sitka widow when in mourning paints the upper part of her face black in this country coun-try they don't paint black. That in Denmark they have an Insurance company for old maids, in this country they need one for divorces. That the millennium will be here when church bells will draw as big a crowd as a fire bell. "That like the war7the strike may be over with the exception of the public paying for it. That often the trouble lies in the fact that safety first is an afterthought. That the well filled coal bin this winter will be an object of envy. That with fruit being plentiful this season, how will the restaurant restau-rant men be in a position to find enough poor culls to make their pies of. |