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Makes Old Waists Like New Sip Putnam Fadeless Dyes dyes or tints as you wish rMtetjf3cftll iMs nayobteththeraet,hill "CPffl after all VERY often the hill we seem Begin today" with a dish of climbing is made out of Grape-Nut- s with cream or milk the common mistakes of diet and fresh or preserved fruit which starve tissues and nerves added if you like and slow down energies. How smooth and level the path . Keep on with this crisp, delt-seem- ed to be when we were cious, strengthening food in place younger. of heavy, starchy Simple, natural food may level 'the V"f ,unfhesrand ,seo that hill to a smooth path d.ain. ,:t,me1 on the . level path doesn t Why not try it? come back again. Crapg:Kifs-TH- E dqdy builder 'There's a Reason" Mad hf roirom Cereal Company, Ino., Eatlie Creek, Micliijjaa .-- r-. $ flrnn-ri- rni n mil 1 - in,r'i"irii, ,j - ..iTT? ALWAYS HIS UNLUCKY DAY it Dr. Rathenau Qerman Statesman,! a , pread of 8aurday Which HI Traglo Fata Justified. Two weeks before h!i murder M. Rathenau waa chatting with a few friends after dinner In the living room of his villa at Grunwald. The talk had been about the popular superstition which attaches to Friday, a day of evil repute. "My unlucky day,! M. Rathenau re-marked, "has always been Saturday. Twice In my life I have nearly been killed. Once, when a child,, I was badly injured in a runaway. This was on a Saturday. Then years later I was almost killed In a fall down a stairway on a Saturday. It's my bad day." M. Rathenau was assassinated on Saturday. Le Petit Parlsien, Tarls. Make It Dorothy., A young man informed John L. Du-vai- l, president of the Marion County State bank, recently, that be wished to start a savings account for his little son. Mr. DuvaU, Boeing the smile on the man's face, guessed that It was a new baby and offered his congratula-tions, which the patron smilingly acknowledged. The account was opened In the regular way with the father, as trustee for Arthur . Sev-eral days later the young man entered the bank and approached Mr. DuvaU. "Say Mr. Duvall," he said, "I'd like to change the name on that account I opened for Arthur a couple of weeks ago. Make It Dorothy." Indianapolis News. Be sure of your aim before you pull the trigger. ' " '1. . ' . -3-1 Possible, But Not Probable. Little Mnmte had been a careful observer of her parents' conversation. Accompanied by her mother she was walking one day last spring when two girls wearing galoshes, passed them, Stopping suddenly, Mamie said, "Look, mother, are they some of the 'boot-leggers' dudd? was talking about?" First thing youth misses when It leaves home Is the cookie jar In the pantry. Glddap. A modest high school girl In an Oregon town while copying a passage from Sir Walter Scott, came to the line: "The horses stepped Into the stream up to their bellies." And this is how her teacher found the line written when the copy was turned in: "The horses stepped Into the stream np to their waists." For Physical Education. Representatives of twenty-fli- t or ganlzatlons devoted to athletics, phy ! lent education, health and education called upon President Harding recent-- ' ly to ask his support securing uni-versal physical education In the schools of the country. Although no new legislation was urged, the need v for strong federal Interest was brought out At present only one-tent- h of th school children of the United State ore glvou physical training. Word of Hope. A railway lawyer tella of a maling-erer who finally got Into a real wreck, lie was rushed to a hospital in an un-conscious condlf n and was operated on at once. After-- the operation, still dazed from the anesthetic, he said feebly: ' "What Is this placer "You have," the house surgeon an-nounced, "been badly Injured In an accident on a street car, but you will, recover." "Recover I" said the man, bracing up. "Recover 1 How much?" Pitts-burgh Dispatch. Joy. At the wedding there were three happy persons : The father, who passed the cost of one daughter to a perfect stranger. The preacher's wife, who got the wedding fee. The best man, who hod been reject-ed for the last time by the bride.- - Richmond Tlmes-Dlspatc- Reasonable Conclusion. ? "Going to Ilnnip Smother's funeraL. day otter tomor'V" Inquired an ao tquamtance. , t "His funeral?" surprlsedly returned Gap Johnson of Rumpus Ridge. "Why, he ain't dead. Is he?" "Not preslzely, but Dec Smith say he can't last another day." "Well, then, I reckon yore Hamp's a gonner. Doc prob'ly knows what h gave him." Kansas City Star. An Imitative Pet "Well, you have .the house all to yourself while Mrs. Peckton Is awny," "Not quite,'.' said Mr. Peckton. "I share the premises with Mrs. Peck-ton'- s poodle,' who was left In my care. I'm afraid the Intelligent animal has modeled Its behavior on that of Its mistress." "How so?" "When I try to moke myself com-fortable with a cigar and a newspaper It eyes me with marked disfavor." Birmingham Age-IIeral- d. The Leisurely Unrighteous. "Are there any moonshiners In this part of the country?" "Not any more," replied Farmer Corntossel. "You run them out?" "No. They gf rich and moved away." Th Men Closed In. "Your window exhibit of bathing suits forn by live models made a bit, I hear." "It was poor business," replied th merchant, gloomily. "Our object wa to sell the suits to women. No woman got within forty feet of that window." Birmingham Age-Heral- d. This Often Happens. "How did Blithers get a Job with the government?" "Ills congressman had to get him a government job or pay his railroad fare back home." Positions Altered. nattle Oh, Evelyn, did he propose last night? Tell me what It was like? Evelyn Oh, It was very simple. When he began he was on his knees, and when he finished I was on them. Why lun't the summer resort a plac for resorting left-ove- r maids and bach-To Come. elor? ; "Their wedding was very simple." "Yes, but I fear their divorce will be sensational." So It Seems. "Father, what does the American eagle stand for?" "Anything." Judge. I Step by step men climb the highest peaks. |