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Show THE FOLKS BACK HOME Walt Simpson has reenlisted in the army of the unemployed. Walt wouldn't wait to be drafted. Hugh Parker, our most popular mail-order-tailored man, says the part of his new suit that arrived fits fine. He expects the coat and pants shortly. Zeke Cole's wife sent to New Y'ork for one of those latest style party dresses to wear at her daughter's weddin' next month. She sure was tickled when she opened the envelope. en-velope. According to Sam Crowder, at a recent examination his dentist admitted ad-mitted that Sam had a perfect set of teeth both of them. Sam's specialty Is makin' an ear of corn look like a corkscrew. The widow Brown has sure had bad luck with husbands. Her first husband died at the breakfast table; her second husband passed away at dinner recently. Mrs. Brown has invited Smiling Joe Pitney for supper sup-per next Friday nite. Slim Newman, our popular Beau Brummel, is breaking in a new pair of racy tan button shoes for the coming com-ing dance of the 'Women's War Relief Re-lief Club. Slim's great weakness is his love of the terpsichore. Lew King returned last Tuesday from a short stay in New Y'ork. Lew said he never went to bed in New Y'ork before 11 p. m. Lew always was a regular night prowler. Doc Munson is havin' a slow summer. sum-mer. Everybody in these parts is disgustingly healthy this season. |
