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Show in the county with the exception excep-tion of Lark is well looked after? af-ter? That if every man in Bingham Bing-ham who had the, spare time and as much civic pride as Jerome Jer-ome Bourgard, there would not be many accidents happening on account of icy sidewalks- He is continuously busy with his ice scraper. That with so many special religious services the people of Rincrham will have a chance to Did It Ever Occur to You That in spite of persistent appeals the little mining camp of Lark is still without the necessary lights in and around its vicinity. Why should the county commissioners discriminate discrim-inate as every town and hamlet hear some good sound talk during the next two weeks. That how much liberty parents par-ents should give , a daughter sometimes depena on how much sense God gave her . . . That an advertised divorce case is not always what it protends pro-tends to be. That it is difficult to persuade per-suade yourself a man is a liar when he says nice things about ycu. m m m , That you should know there are few red-headed men am- ongst the Keds. m That if "obey" is to be taken out of the marriage ritual the word "agree" should be substituted substi-tuted and made to apply to both contracting parties. That the ladies of Bingham will have a chance to buy a real spring bonnet at Mrs. Parson's Millinery Store cheaper than if they bought it in any store at Salt Lake City. Give her a trial. That springing eternal is one of the best things that hope does. That the law of gravity is said to interfere with personal liberty. That some of the people of this great copper camp who do not give a care about how their garbage gets off the street will be learned a lesson that will prove costly in the near future. Have these people no civic pride, or do they want their names published. That styles are wicked when a man likes them better on the other man's wife than he does on his own. That Washington's birthday which should be an holiday, is usually the day picked out by a man's wife to do all the odd-jobs odd-jobs around the house. That the days of the stove-rino stove-rino bat are passing, even undertakers un-dertakers and bridegrooms refuse re-fuse to wear them, a few politicians poli-ticians hang on to them maybe to add to their dignity. That even when debts are cancelled somebody has to pay them. That if all the feeble minded were locked up who could we get to write the spring poems? That Isadora Duncan left this country pretty peeved. Well who cares if she returns or not. That jmore paint on the house and less on the face would be a good idea to start out the spring with. |
