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Show - ; Ruminatin' M Roundabout In which Ruminator proposes to dream a lot, think as little L as necessary, scatter a few bou-quets bou-quets while their objectives are still above the sod to enjoy them, and fire a hot-shot bow and then while said Ruminat-I Ruminat-I or can enjoy seeing the spark? fly. If you really want to know ah about your next-door neighbor's past life, just get him to run foi office. We've noticed this about people who wear wrist watches. Every time they look at one they asK, what time it is. More than one Milford citizen has earned a reputation for wisdom wis-dom just iby keeping quiet and saying nothing. -4 After a man has partaken of a meal prepared only for women he j is still so hungry he could go out and eat the cheese out of a rat trap. The only kind of good nature worth having is the kind thai holds to you all day and still sticks to you when you get home and find that supper isn't ready be-cause be-cause your wife has been to eluo. . ' A. wcman applying for citizenship citizen-ship papers in Ohio was askea "How is the Constitution changed in a republic form of government?" govern-ment?" "By the Democrats", she said, and was given 100 on that one. iMacon Telegraph. |