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Show Ruminatiri Roundabout j In which Ruminator proposes to dream a lot, think as little as necessary, scatter a few bouquets bou-quets while their objectives are still above the sod to enjoy them, and fire a hot-shot now and then while said Ruminator Ruminat-or can enjoy seeing the sparks fly. Two young brothers were arguing. argu-ing. Said the elder, to clinch what he had been saying: "I ought to know, don't I go to school, stupid?" "Yes," replied the other, "and you come home the same way." Mary What sort of a( chap is Rupert ? Norah Well, when we were together to-gether last night (the lights went out, and he spent the rest of the evening repairing the fuse. The Shackelford county Ration board in Texas wrote to a farm woman asking her to supply more information as to why her husband hus-band needed a special stamp for work shoes. Her reply: "To keep the cows off his feet and the stickers out of them". He got the shoes. V |