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Show Ruminatin ff Roundabout jr , ! In which Ruminator proposes to dream a lot, thing as little as necessary, scatter a few bouquets bou-quets while their objectives are still above the sod to enjoy them, and' fire a hot-shot now and then while said Ruminator Ruminat-or can enjoy seeing the sparks fly. : Guard: "Halt! Who goes there 1" Rookie: "Aw, you wouldn't know me. I just got here today." "You say that I am the first mr.del you ever kissed?" "Yes". "And how many models have you had before me?" "Four an apple, two oranges, and a vase of flowers." Sister's Suitor: "Johnny, I dislike dis-like to tell you, but last night at the party your sister promised to become my wife. Can you forgive me for taking her away?" Johnny:. "Shucks, that's what the party was fer!" A young man walked breezily into the doctor's sugery. "Ah, good morning, sir," he said. "I've just dropped in to tell you how greatly I benefited from your treatment." The doctor eyed him up and down. "But I don't remember you," he said. "You're not one of my patients." "I know," replied the other, "but my uncle was and I'm his heir." A milk bottle fished out of the Pacific ocean was found to contain a piece of water-soaked paper. But the writing on the paper was too faint to be deciphered. Clearly, it was a case for the FBI. Various tests were made and various acids applied. At last, six words stood out in a startling clearness. They were: "2 quarts of milk, no cream." |