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Show Ruminatin' g Roundabout ? In which Ruminator proposes to (iitara a lot, think as little as necessary, scatter a few bou quets while their objectives are still above the sod to enjoy them, and fire a hot-shot now and then while said Ruminat- or can enjov seeing the sparks I Jimmy "I can't see what keeps you women from freezing." Steno "You aren't supposed to, big boy". Your friends think you are right, and your enemies think you are wrong but you have to show the rest of the world. A man can lie to his wife and to his doctcr and to his lawyer but he is going to have to tell Saint Piter the whole truth. The old admonition to "love your neighbor as yourself" has been responsible fcr a lot of fellows fel-lows landing in divorce court. One of the first things a fellow learns after he gets married is that a wife is someone he spends a lot of time waiting for after he gets ready to go some place. Regaining consciousness after a street fight in San Francisco, California, Cali-fornia, Wendall Brabham was terrified ter-rified -to discover himself reposing op a cold stone slab in the city morgue. Doctors explained he had been declared dead because there had been no reflex action when his eyelid was rolled back. "No wonder!" sputtionVd iBrabham. "It's a glass eye!" There is one thing in which I admit the superiority of women over all men I have ever known that is to their ability to carry on j three conversations at one time i and listen to three other women at ! the same time. At one time three women met, all three of them talked at once and each answered the questions of the other two and never missed a question or gave a wrong answer. Exchange. |