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Show Enter Mr Liverwurst for Kind-Hubby Medal Old Mace Liverwurst was asked why he didn't burn gas at his home. He flared up and said that was no one's business and went on to state that he was burning wood for the reason rea-son that it gave bis wife some outdoor out-door exercise when she chopped it He says : "You know she inhaWs lots of steam while washing clothes, and then when she has to cut the wood she puffs It all out again, consequently her lungs aw kept as clean and spotless as her washings." , He then made the statement that he was going to try to make this the most prosperous summer for his wife that she ever has experienced that he had already hustled three new wash customers for her and expected to get two more before the end of the week. Mace says the hotter it is the better his wife likes to work, and when she sweats freely he knows she is enjoying the best of health. He Is certainly a kind and loving husband. Altoona (Kan.) Tribune. . |
