Milford News | 1929-04-19 | Page 4 | "Lend me your Earl"

y "LEND ME YOUR ARr A man was walking along tbs street, uud lie saw a house on Are- lie rushed across the way and rang the bell. After some time, a lady, wbo proved to be slightly deaf, appeared at the door. "Madam, your bouse Is on Are." "Wbut did you Bay?" The man began dancing up tud down. He pointed above. "I said your bouse Is aflre! Flam bursting nut I No time to lose!" "What did yoo sayi" "House afire! Quick I" The lady smiled. - "Is that all?'- she said swevlly. "Well," replied the mun, bopvlessl) "that's all I can think of Jost bow."