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Show j Simply Had to Do It ! "I knew she was a sub-title reader when I married her, Your Honor; but i she was youti-'. I loved her, and I Im agined I could cure her. Hut It was not long before she showed symptoms of telling the stories f other movies she had seen while we were watching a ti I in. I was kind to her, gave her the bes! of eare. even offered to send her to a sanitarium; but she refused all et.orts to aid her, and one night after we had returned from a movie, she began to tell ir.u the story of the book on which the liim had been based, explaining what changes had been made. And so, of course. I killed her." "Defendant dismissed with the thanks of the court! Call the next case!" Kansas City Star. |