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Show GIVING HIM A CHANCE. Surely Time for Hubby to Do a Lively Live-ly Sidestep. Mrs. Wilson's husband was often obliged to go to Now York on business, busi-ness, and frequently did not reach his homo until thu arrival of tho midnight train. .Mrs. Wilson had be'en In tho habit of sleeping peacefully nt theso times without fear, but a number of burglaries In tho neighborhood during ono of her husband'B trips to Now York Mind disturbed her calm. On tho night of his return .Mr. Wilson Wil-son was stealing carefully up tho front stairs, as was his wont on such occasions, so that his wlfo would not bo wakened, when ho heard her voice, high and strained: "I don't know whothcr you arc my husband or ft burglar," enmo the excited ex-cited tones, "but I am going to bo on the sfo sldo and shoot, so If you aro Henry you'd bettor get out of tho way." Youth's Companion. |