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Show The Future Bargains. "Yob," said tho dry goods merchant, "It Is truo that wo proposo to establish a hospital as an adjunct to our ttoro." "To treat tho victims of bargain rushes?" was asked. "Yes, but that Is merely a beginning. begin-ning. Lator on I uxpect to see tho business branch out and I dare say wo shall treat all comers for all sorts ot complaints ot exceptionally low figures. In my mind's oyo I can seo our advertisement reading: 'Special! This day only! Appendicitis opera-tlona opera-tlona at cut rates. Positively only ono operation to each customer! Satisfaction Satisfac-tion guaranteed or appendix replaced and money refunded!'" Puck. |