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- Made Last Hours Happy
- Big Words of Old Timers
- Egyptian Couches
- Honesty Carried to Extremes
- "Stretched" Iron Shafts
- Raised Fawn on Bottle
- Wanted "Blue Law" Enforced
- Saw the Feet of Clay
- The Reason Why
- Speed of Submarine Boats
- [Untitled]
- Exclusiveness as a Fault
- Why "Tawdry" Laces
- Made His Name Remembered
- Wrong Sort
- Window Drapery
- King and Apple Man
- "Elijah" Sandford's Home Runs
- The Future Bargains
- Lost 72 Pounds
- Infant's Remarkable Escape
- Salt Rheum on Hands
- Deacon Blimber Wants to Know
- Gem Teas
- Mails by Sky-Rocket
- "Mark Twain's" Drydock Definition
- Dove the Emblem of Love
- Do it Now
- English Tax on Bachelors
- Inventions and Improvements
- Insured Runaway Slaves
- Alderney Cows
- Use for Child Elocutionist
- Where Dickens Found Inspiration
- Purest City Air
- Illiteracy in Scandinavia
- Chinamen Laugh at Death
- Dreary Outlook for the Man
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Mercur Miner | 1905-08-26 | Page 2 | The Future Bargains
| Type | issue |
| Date | 1905-08-26 |
| Paper | Mercur Miner |
| Language | eng |
| City | Mercur |
| County | Tooele |
| Category | Mining |
| Rights | No Copyright - United States (NoC-US) |
| Publisher | Digitized by J. Willard Marriott Library, University of Utah |
| ARK | ark:/87278/s6q53p1m |
| Reference URL | https://newspapers.lib.utah.edu/ark:/87278/s6q53p1m |
Page Metadata
| Article Title | The Future Bargains |
| Type | article |
| Date | 1905-08-26 |
| Paper | Mercur Miner |
| Language | eng |
| City | Mercur |
| County | Tooele |
| Category | Mining |
| Page | 2 |
| OCR Text | The Future Bargains. "Yob," said tho dry goods merchant, "It Is truo that wo proposo to establish a hospital as an adjunct to our ttoro." "To treat tho victims of bargain rushes?" was asked. "Yes, but that Is merely a beginning. begin-ning. Lator on I uxpect to see tho business branch out and I dare say wo shall treat all comers for all sorts ot complaints ot exceptionally low figures. In my mind's oyo I can seo our advertisement reading: 'Special! This day only! Appendicitis opera-tlona opera-tlona at cut rates. Positively only ono operation to each customer! Satisfaction Satisfac-tion guaranteed or appendix replaced and money refunded!'" Puck. |
| Reference URL | https://newspapers.lib.utah.edu/ark:/87278/s6q53p1m/5190481 |