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Show RECOGNIZED THE ACTION. Little Nell I didn't know that they played "I Spy" In church, mamma. Mamma What do you mean, my child? Little Nell Why, the preacher said "Let's Play," and everybody bold their bands up to their faces. High Aim. "Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die evon the undertaker under-taker will be sorry." Mark Twain. Mistaken There. The phrenologist was examining the bumps on Sambo's head. "Curiosity and scqultlveness abnormally abnor-mally large." Sambo rolled his eyeballs and showed two rows of white Ivory. "Imltatlveness, casuality and conscientiousness consci-entiousness smnll; which with your weak mouth Indicates " "Don' yu be ao aim 'bout me hab-bln' hab-bln' a weak mouf. 1 kin crack nuts In ma teef." No Judy. "J'ldn't you give that man a Jury trial?" "Look here," said Broncho Hob, "there ain't a big lot o' men in this settlement. We couldn't possibly git 12 of 'em together without startln' a fatal argument about somethln' that had nothln' whatever to do with the cane. His Exact Sort. "What kind of a glass of fashion did Ophelia consider Hamlet?" "As long as she called him Lord Hamlet, I suppose she considered him a peer glass." You will notice that the man who Is always talking about how hard be had to work when he was young Is usually behind with his work now. |