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Show ITCHING, BURNING SCALPS Crusted With Dandruff Yield Readily to Cuticura. Trial Free. Cuticura Soap to cleanse the scalp of dandruff crustings and scalings, and Cuticura Ointment to soothe and heal Itchings nnd Irritations. Nothing better, bet-ter, surer or more economical than these super-creamy emollients for hair and scalp troubles of young or old. Free sample each by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv. All But "Dear Mabel, do you love me?" "Oh, George!" "Don't you, Mabel? Just a tiny little lit-tle bit?" "W-e-11, y-e-s, George." "And would your mother keep away from us, except when I invited her?" "She would, George." "And your brothers and sisters, too?" "Why, certainly, George." "And, of course, the old gent would settle my debts?" course, George." "Darling, will you marry me?" "No, George!" He Meant Well, but-Distinguished but-Distinguished On t-of -Town Guest (speaking at banquet) Your beautiful little city appeals to me. As we enine in on the train I remarked to my wife: "Ah. my dear; you and I ought to be living on the top of one of (hose magnificent mag-nificent hills." Toastmaster (in hoarse whisper) Go easy; we've got only two hills In town. The insane asylum is on one, nnd the sewage works on the other. The Crime. "You don't mean to say the sheriff has done arrested the boys that made up that lynehin' party?" "lie sho' did." "Name o' goodness ! What for?" "Sheriff says he 'lows the luu-'s got to be respected mo' round here, an' them hoys used a tree in the oMehoue grounds an' tramped all over Ihe lawn right where there was a plain sign savin' 'Keep on the Crus.' " Town Topics. Succinct. When the big shop of a Lancashire merchant was burned, and while he stood by the pile of ashes, vainly seeking seek-ing to conjure a good phenix Herefrom, Here-from, he was handed this message from his family In London : "Telegraph particulars of fire In shop." Seizing a pencil, he wrote: No particulars. No shop." Many a self-made man would have ulted better had he let hlg wife attend at-tend to the job. |