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Show Miraculous. "The printing press is a wonderful Invention." "Indeed it is. In a few seconds it can convert a comparatively worthless worth-less piece of paper into a stock certificate cer-tificate that will sell for thousands or dollars." CT ' Heard on Maneuvers. Irate Officer " It, man! Duck your head don't you know you'd get shot? Fastidious Recruit Ye-es, sir; but this beastly grass keeps tickling my nose! London Opinion. Not Always Flourishing. "Love cannot die." "Maybe not. But sometimes it gets a trifle bilious." Louisville Courier-Journal. Courier-Journal. When a man has "wheels" he thinks he is the whole machine. |