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Show ' Merely Bluffing. "Somehow I always suspect the pro moter who says: 'We court the full-eat full-eat investigation." " "Why so?" "He reminds me of a man who shouts, 'I want justice!' and then quakes at the thought of getting it." The Modest Kicker. "I suppose you know just how the government should be run?" "Oh, I don't go that far," replied Mr. Growcher. "All I say is that nobody no-body who is trying to run any pari of it knows how." Another Good Scheme. "This physical valuation of the railroads rail-roads will cost $50,000,000 or more." "Well, that is a good way to get money into circulation. After that Job is finished I would suggest a commission commis-sion to count the burdock plants In this country." |