Millard County Chronicle | 1913-01-23 | Page 5 | Riddles.

RIDDLES. Why are there three objections to taking a glass of brsndy Kecause there are three acruplea to a dram. Why is a pretty girl like a locomotive? locomo-tive? Because she sends off tbe spsrks. transports tb malls, and haa a train following her. What are tbe most unsociable things in Uie world? Mile stones, for you sever see two f them together. Why Is tbe letter F like death? Because It makes all fall. When may a man be considered to i reslly ever bead and ear la debt? When be owe for bis wig. , What la It that a gBtlemaa haa aot. sever can hsvt. and yet can give to a lady? A husband. What fruit doe a newly married t aouple resemble? A green pair (pear). What ta lb difference betweea a t sous aad a yoaog lady? On harms tb cheese, the other Jiarms th he.