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Show PUT YOUTH Oft HIS GUARD Evidently Recital of nominees Long Pasted Made No Appeal to His Feelings. "C'hnrloH," wiltl a sharp-voiced worn-i worn-i an to hor htistiand In a railway cur-j cur-j rhiRo "do you know that you and I , om e find a romance in a railway carriage?" car-riage?" "Never hoard of It," replied Charles in a subdued tone. "I thought you hadn't; but don't yon roineinbi r, It vus Hint pnlr of sllppr-rs I presented to you the Christinas before be-fore w o w ere married I hut lt d to our union? You remember how nicely they fitted, don't you? Well, dun-leu, one day when we were KiHK to a picnic pic-nic you had ytuir feet upon a seat, and when you were not looking 1 took your moumire. Hut f r that pair of slIj-lnTs 1 don't believe we'd have ever been married." A young unmarried man sitting by Immediately took down his feet from the seat. Ideas Magazine. NATURALLY. Jonathan Silas U dead. Went to . ther city ter git n tooth pulled und . ther dentist told him he'd better take I gas first. r Postmaster (lavo him an overdose, eh? Jonathan -No. After ther dentist ' told him that h went back ter his boarding house an' took ther gas hlm- aclf. |