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Show No Collegian. Tho late Admiral Mahan onc said to a New York reporter: "It is hard to discuss naval matters with the average man, for the average man is so Ignorant of these matters that ho evokes insistently the figure of Kxe. "Kxe. seated in a restaurant before a lettuce salad, said to his wailCJ, impatiently: im-patiently: " 'Hurry up that 'ere chandelier.' " 'It ain't n chandelier what you're nlludin' to,' the waiter answered, smiling. smil-ing. 'It's a cruet.' " 'Well, never mind what she is,' said Exe. 'Hurry her up. We ain't all boon to college.' " |