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Show His Get Away. George, a well-known chicken expert in a small southern town, had just finished fin-ished a term in the county jail. When the sheriff let him out, h& said: "Well, George, where are you) going this time?" I "I doan' know, boss, whar I's go!n" j but I's goin so far from dis heah jail dat it's goin tak' nine dollahs to sen" me a postal card." A Different Meaning. j A yonng fellow out walking with hies ( girl, turned to flee when a savage dog. approached. "What, George!" cried the girl. "You'd run and leave me unprotected , ln tnis way? And only yesterday you. vowed you'd face death for me." "I know," stammered George, "but is the dog dead?" Couldn't stand the shock. J "Confound the luck!" ( "What's troubling you no?" "I sent a poem to a magazine and! ( now I see that it has failed . ''To tea- B"t cheer Bp, maybe they won't sue you for damages." 1 Thoughtful. 'Tm Eoln8 t0 d something for which this infant will he grateful to me in after life." "What is that?" "I'm going to see that he is never ; Photographed minus Jils clothes." The Proof. ! He. Be mine; I cannot live with- out you. She.-Oh, go 'long; you've said that to many girls before. ' ! rnHe TYe3' but not whcn eggs were I 50 cents a dozen. cre i 1 Ambiguous At.ection , ; "How much did he p;ly for (hoS( . grand opera tickets?" I "Five dollars apiece" ropl'ed Mte. . Cayenne. 'He must ,vo music" Possibly. And or. ho other hind, he may have little rt Ject |