Millard County Chronicle | 1912-01-04 | Page 8 | Crushed by a Caddie.

Crushed by a Caddie. "It Is not always safe io Dsn for compliments," saya a Washington man. who travels quite a bit. "and I recently learned a lesson In this regard from a cuddle attached to a golf club near this town "I was going round th links one afternoon and making a dreadful ex bibltlon of myself. I did nol. bow ever, know that my caddie was fully aware of this, as be seemed jo blissfully bliss-fully unconscious that nayidlng was wrong He was a nice, freckled little Irishman, and I took quite a fancy to him, especially aa never a bint cam from him that I was doing badly. At tbe end of the round. In the hope of 'Jolly' from the lad. I ventured to ob serve: "Tvr been traveling for tbe last two months and am dreadfully out of practice Tbat'a why I'm In such bad form today "To which 'he caddie calmly r piled: "Oh. then yj've played before, sir!'"