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Show England is learning anew the meaning of the old saw, "He fights like a Turk." The question of Villa's location bids fair to go down into History His-tory along with the classic inquiry in-quiry as to, "Who struck Billy Patterson ?" There do be those so uncharitable uncharit-able as to say, that WJB went down to Washington town not so much to help toward peace as to get away from the Nebraska election returns. There seems to be about the same air of finalty in the refusal of England and France to give up piratical blockading methods as there was in our demand on Germany to give up murderous undersea warfare. Now, where does this U. S. A. get off. President Wilson has made an appeal to the American Press to assist in furthering the Prepar edness" program. All right, Pres., we're with you, but what you really need is to hunt up one of the Col's left over big sticks and polish it on the mushy top-pieces top-pieces of well you know who. There has always been more or less doubi as to the exact location lo-cation of the infernal regions, but the following from the Omaha Oma-ha Nebraska, World-Herald may help some: Billy Sunday recently declared, "Every devil that hell could spare i3 in Baltimore." Have any Omahana recently purchased purchas-ed tickets to Baltimore? We have more than half suspected su-spected it for a long time, but really you wouldnt have thought a local paper would admit it, now would you? |